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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck sep 17 2010 ∞
sep 17 2010 + |
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs. sep 17 2010 ∞
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