• What is your favorite word? enamoured
  • What is your least favorite word? titties
  • What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? kindness
  • What turns you off? bad breath and body odor
  • What is your favorite curse word? asshole (it's so multipurpose) with goatfucker in second place
  • What sound or noise do you love? the hum of a clothes dryer
  • What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clocks
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? travel show host
  • What profession would you not like to do? retail (for the rest of my life)
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The dogs are over there.
jan 10 2010 ∞
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