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A few things that the guys I tend to crush on have in common.

  • Dark hair/light eyes. I love the contrast. Though I have, on occasion, lusted after blonde haired/blue eyed guys.
  • Snarky, sarcastic sense of humor. As early as sixth grade, I appreciated snark.
  • Slightly taller than average, if not 6' or taller. There have been a few short ones who were cute, though.
  • Somewhat longer hair. Well, as long as it's not longer than mine, we're good.
  • Smart. Or, rather, intelligent. The last one was semi-well read, which was also awesome.
  • Out of reach. Most are uninterested, a few have had girlfriends, and then there was one who was gay.
  • More experienced than me. Relationshipionally, that is.
  • Swagger. Or, well, they just have this confidence about them, and usually that translates into them being assholes.
  • Skinny-to-average build. There's usually more of a range, but mostly I go for average to scrawny guys for some reason.
  • Somewhat husky speaking voices.
jan 30 2009 ∞
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