- I make a mean Oatmeal M&M Walnut Cookie. Dayum.
- Autopsy is really really shitty horror movie. Most films that go to the After Dark Film Fest and then wind up on FearNet are. Lake Dead, anyone?
- But admittedly, it did scare the shit out of me (not Lake Dead...Good Lord, no. I'm a-talkin' about Autopsy.) Like seriously. That movie was nasty. Normally I can deal with gore, but gahhh...That scene where The Final Girl finds her boyfriend and then turns on the lights and sees that his chest and abdomen has been hollowed out and all his internal organs (though still attached to him) are just hanging from the ceiling, hooked up to machines and still pulsing and beating...Ughhhh. That creeped me out.
- And just to get back to Lake Dead, um...How awesomely cheezy was that part when the guy kills his half-brother (or was it stepmother? I don't remember). Either way, how hilarious is it when the Final Girl's Dad kills his incestuous family member and says "Now THAT'S how you fuck family!" Hahahaha.
- Also, I really want to make a B-Movie about a haunted hotel just so I can give it a cheezy name like "Dead and Breakfast."
- And a tagline like "Stay there, and it may be your last honeymoon."
- Was it the maid in the bathroom with toilet brush? Or the chef in the kitchen with the cyanide? Or perhaps the manager in the office with the letter-opener!
- Booshfest '09 today!
- Satan Gave Me A Taco is the best Beck song ever.
- Here is an excellent song I made up when I was drunk and walking around my apartment. It's called What The Fuck Is Up With The Alcohol?:
- "Oh Caleb Followill, make out with me! Oh Caleb Followill, make out with me! You're not my favorite Leon, but you'll do! Oh Caleb Followill, make out with me!"
- That's the only part I remember. But there were more verses that actually had something to do with the title.
- Why did I go so long without wearing mascara?! That's such a stupid, ditzy thing to say, but eh...I'd still like to know why I went so many years without it.
- While we're on the subject of shallower things, perfume-shopping at Sephora is really intimidating.
- Especially when their staff gets into trying to help you.
- I mean, he was nice, but I'd rather just do it on my own. LEMME BE!
- Gosh, I love overheardinnewyork.com.
- Especially if they're quoting hobos. They always say the best stuff.
- I kind of would like to be a hobo just so I could get away with saying ridiculous things and acting like a nutter.
- High-five to Devendra Banhart for writing "Chinese Children"!
- And for creating the awesome groovefest of "Tonano Yanomaminista".
- Man, I love the soundtrack to Brothers Of The Head.
- And finding old CD's that I loved when I was a kid.
- Like Superchic
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- Still don't mind listening to that.
- Or Zoegirl.
- Uhhh...My tastes have definitely changed since I was 12.
- Or Kelly Clarkson.
- Or Avril Levigne.
- Or however you spell that damn last name of hers. It's been tripping me up since 7th grade. I should just give in and look it up.
- But it's kind of fun living mysteriously like that.
- But anywho, Avril Lavigne/Levine/Levigne/HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT...Not very into her. Admittedly find her catchy, but jeez...What a bitch. And poser.
- ZOMG, PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE PUNKS AND TRY TO ACT TUFF R SOOO KEWL!
- And now I'm gonna go eat some cereal (the food of the gods!), drink some coffee, and clean my apartment so it doesn't look like a total stank-hole when everyone comes over for Booshfest '09.
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