- Old People Eating Soup
- Or worse: Old People Eating Shrimp Cocktail. EW!
- When I'm checking stuff out at work and I pick up an item and it's WET.
- This one time when this lady came through my check-out line while flossing her teeth.
- When I'm smoking hookah and I wind up getting ash in my mouth.
- Grotty teeth. I don't mind crookedy ones (I actually kinda like 'em!), but one that are really mossy turn me off.
- Really overly-muscled super-buff body builders. THAT ISN'T ATTRACTIVE!
- When old/middle-aged people come through my line and the reek of cigarette smoke. Ordinarily, I like smelling cigarette smoke on myself or other people, 'cause it reminds me of some really good times, but for some reason, it's just so suffocatingly thick and heavy and disgusting when it's on adults at Target.
- These dog bones I sometimes have to ring up that have annoying names like "Chew-lotta" or "Snaw-Some". WTF, man?!
- That back-wooder guy in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre that talks about head-cheese.
- Having that head-cheese shpiel creep into my head while I'm trying to eat cheese. That might actually be worse that seeing old people eat soup and/or shrimp cocktail while I'm trying to eat.
- Fast-Food Fish. Especially the Filet O' Fish at McDonald's. Ewww.
- Pretty much any guy that's ever been on a VH1 dating show. Especially the men on that new Daisy Of Love show–12 Pack, Flipper, 6 Guage, Big Rig (etc, etc, etc, insert lame-ass nickname here), I'm lookin' at you!
- While we're on the subject of VH1 dating shows, the people being competed for are pretty repulsive too. I mean, I don't wanna French Bret Michaels as much as the next sane-minded person, but I can't even IMAGINE making out with Flavor Flav. Ugggh.
- Miley Cyrus' laugh. Her speaking voice is pretty gross as well. I once heard her referred to as "Miley Talk-With-A-Mouthful-Of-Spit Cyrus" and found it quite accurate.
- Mayonnaise. I can deal with it if it's on a sandwich I've ordered somewhere, but if I'm at home and have to scoop it out of a jar...Brrr...I just can't work with that.
- Also, the Mayonegg scene in Arrested Development grosses me out. Even though it simultaneously cracks me up.
- The squelchy, chompy eating sounds in Hardee's commercials. The over-sexed nature of them is gross as well, but those sounds are naaaaasty.
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