• "Exercise Daily–Walk With God."
• (One that I saw today, during exams and finals season) "Prepare For Finals: Read Your Bible."
  • Who comes up with these?
• "Pobody's Nerfect."
  • It took Madd a minute to figure that one out.
• (Around Mother's Day) "Thanks, Mom. You did your best."
  • That's reassuring to a mother's heart.
• My favorite: "How 'bout that Jesus?"
  • I laughed a lot when I saw that one. It still makes me laugh.
• "Happy Hour: 9:30AM"
• "7 Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak."
• "God can turn your EFIL around."
• "Pretending does not fool Jesus."
  • I always feel as though I'm going to get struck by lightening for giggling over this one, because I don't disagree. But I can just picture the stern face and wagging finger behind the words and it gets me every time.
• "Let Jesus Be Your Guide. (then, beneath that) __Yard Sale: July 18th__"
  • I don't know why, but this one amuses me too. I guess because it sounds kinda like their suggesting that if you follow God's lead, you'll end up at their yard sale...
• "If you like Oprah and Louise Hay, you'll love our church!"
  • I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
• "Jesus sent a text–Read it."
  • That one makes me laugh a lot.
• "Don't start the concert, then tune. Start your day with the Word of God."
  • That sounds like an ad for bran flakes.
• "If you're reading this, you are blessed."
  • Kind of uplifting. But still veryyy cheezy.
• "FBI: Faithful Bible Investigators."
  • This was not exactly at a church, rather at a Christian bookstore. But it was on a signboard and kinda church-related so I figured I'd count it.
• "God wants full custody, not just weekend visits."
  • Thank you, Rachael, for sending me that amazing little pearl of wisdom.
• "Diane Bish: Organist In Concert."
  • I don't even know why this amused me so much, but it did.
• "Sign Broken; Message Inside"
• "Be An Organ Donor: Give Your Heart To Jesus"
• "Ch ch. What's missing? U r."
• "Trouble sleeping? Come hear Pastor Josh this Sunday!"*

I will continue to add to this one, as we live near a church with some of the worst signboards ever.