• watching 48 Hours about this crazy woman who peed on a cop to avoid getting taken to jail--

Me: "That's disqusting...they should take her in like that & let her sit around in pee pants." Mom: "And then pee on her!"

• After giving my mom my magnetic poetry book, she works on it for a while & returns it with two lines reading: "On a lovely summer evening, my sister said, 'lets do crack.'
• The fact that my mom once had cats named "Bindertwine" and "Ickyeyer."
• "I bet you're wondering how he got that name, right?"
• When my dad decided to go outside in pitch darkerness and shine a flashlight on his face after 3 consequtive hours of Ghost Hunters.
• "Dad, how's Jeff doing?"

"Banana." -obviously indication that dad is going deaf.