listography: quotes (running list of funny things my friends have said)

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The lines on my palm were laid out simply-
my life line is short,
my love line is long.

Tara	television (seasons finished in 2024)
Sam	boston to try
	spelling bees (that’d be fun)
	occasions (I was obsessively checking the weather )
	great moments (in louise erdrich novels)

Amber	ashley
Amy	beeks
Aubrey	caroline
Audrey	devin
Candice Austen	frookypooky
Christina	holly
Court	itsalrightnow
Elaine	janny
Elise	jen
Emily Catherine	jessica
Kaitlyn	jessica's
Kali	joanne
Lalaine	kaitlin
Lydia	kendylann
Lygia	listography
Michelle	loren
Miranda	luella
Pam	messyowl
Pygmalion	midori
Randy	staci
Sadye	thatsincentive
Sam	trisha
Son'ka	trista
Tara	whalemouse
adrienne	zoo
amanda

quotes (running list of funny things my friends have said)

"You can do what you want, you'll have poo under your nails for years!!"--Maureen (in a game of "would you rather"
"I'm sorry, but butts are just not beautiful! It's where (whispers) poo comes from!" --Ellen, on some kinds of nude art.
"Shut up, I have acid reflux, ho."--Matt
"I don't swim with naked liars!"--Matt
"So my puss was in her vag...wait...no."--Chad
"Do you think it's akward for birds on telephone wires? You know, like it is for people on bus benches?"--Jen

jan 31 2010 ∞
feb 13 2010 +