• loving life
• i peed my pants. actually no i didnt but you know what i mean
• 500 million (extreme exaggeration in amount)
• 8 years (extreme exaggeration time)
• i can't handle it
• i couldn't deal
• cry yourself to sleep at night
• the thing about it is
• the sad part about it is
• if you really think about it
• nbd
• yee to the yee (im embarassed about this one)
• no worries!
• nom
  • verb (i'm nomming)
  • adjective (that was so nom)
• hey now, c'mon now
• lets be honest here
• you can't be serious
• story of my life

many others i forgot! ill add some when i think of them