- (217): Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
- (214): She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
- (541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
- (401): Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
- (717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
- (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
- (510): Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
jun 24 2010 ∞
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