- "Senior boys. they don't love you, they lust for you. stay away and keep your legs crossed."
- "They're gonna go through us like shit through a goose"
- "So i said to myself, 'Damon, if you pass out, YOU WILL DIE'. so i wrapped that sucker up, and called up my friend Pam. And i said , 'Pam! I popped another vein!' and thats how i almost died"
- "WELCOME TO HADES. I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST NIGHTMARE."
- "Whack the suckahh!"
- "BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Pretty soon, you would've shot yourself in the foot so many times, you wouldn't be able to walk, you idiot"
- "Excuse me! Can we please get this over with? I have a date with my lawn tonight, we're gonna get together and do some fertilizing"
- "ARE YOU RETARDED?! I think your parents should get you tested.."
- "EXCUSE ME. I can't wait around forever you know. I'm getting old.."
- "I can't wait for my next surgery! I feel like a rusty hinge"
nov 30 2009 ∞
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