ao3

• matchmaker jimin i'm pretty sure the waiter just gave me your order and i should probably say something but you're really hot and i'm flustered and oh god now you're making your way over to my table shit what do i do"
• going down 'I saw you trying to hit the 'close door' button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pressed every single button to make you later for work, but now we're stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don't know what to say other than 'you started it''
• i can't feel my face when i'm with you "You crashed your bicycle into me and I’m fine, but you’re the one that’s hysterically crying”
• blurred lines it's 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I can't read any of these labels and you're one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMNIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS
• i'll be yours and you'll be mine wasn’t gay but then i kissed you in front of some homophobes to piss them off and now I'm kinda gay
• don't mind 'the fire alarm went off at 3 AM and the cute guy on my floor is standing next to me in his underwear'
• awkward encounter “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”