I freaking adore this book.

• "He started going into this nodding routine. You never saw anbody not as much in your life as old Spencer did. You never knew if he was nodding a lot because he was thinking and all, or just because he was a nice old guy that didn't know his ass from his elbow."
• "I sort of wished he'd cover up his bumpy chest. It wasn't such a beautiful view."
• "That really interested him. About the booze hound running around the house naked, with Jane around. Stradlater was a very sexy bastard."
• "He's so good he's almost corny, in fact. I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it."
• "His name was Commander Blop or something. He was one of those guys that think they're being a pansy if they don't break around forty of your fingers when they shake hands with you."
• "Finally, sombody knocked on the door, and when I went to open it, I had my suitcase right in the way and I fell over it and damn near broke my knee. I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something."
• " It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out."
• "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."