(cheers to "crickey" for this idea xD)

• Spongebob: "Patrick, you're a genius!" Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot." Spongebob: "What, a genius?" Patrick: "No, Patrick."
• "The inner mechinations of my mind are an inigma."
• "Jane. Marty. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!"
• Patrick: "Let's get naked!" Spongebob: "No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate."
• "Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
• Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. *Patrick raises his hand* Horse radish is not an instrument either."
• "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?" "CORRECT!!!"
• "You ate my candy bar! Now I'm gonna starve!" *zooms in on huge stomach*
• "Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
• "That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there, Spongebob! My name is Patback!"
• Spongebob: "Bye Squidward, bye Mr. Krabs, bye Squidward!" Patrick: "You said Squidward twice." Spongebob: "I like Squidward."
• "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
• Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, what am I?" Patrick: "Uhh, stupid?" Spongebob: "No, I'm Texas." Patrick: "What's the difference??"