- "Today I met a girl with red hair. Her name was Ginger. MLIA."
- "I went onto mysteryseeker.com, and asked it what my mission was. it told me to be an angry black ghetto lady for a day. I am a white 16 year old guy. i can make this work. MISSION EXEPTED. MLIA"
- "Today, I was hanging out with my friends when it suddenly started raining buckets. We stood on the side of the road next to this huge puddle and waved at cars to drive through it. We got soaked with giant waves. A bunch of people gathered across the street and watched us. One guy stopped, revved his engine and blasted through it, making a good 10-foot tsunami. MLIA"
- "Today I saw a little girl giving food to the homeless, so I asked if I could have a hug. Her response was, "On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?" Needless to say she's my new favorite seven-year-old. MLIA"
- "Today, I was at a party complaining to my friend about how hungry I was. She reached into her purse, pulled out a chessburger and handed it to me. MLIA"
- "Today look at your story. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped clicking "meh" and started clicking "average" it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through stories, finding the ones that your story could look like. Back to mine, what is it? It's a kid's MLIA story pretending to be a handsome black beach-god from a body-spray commercial. Look again, MY STORY IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you click average for this story. I'm on a computer."
- "Today, while pulling out of Whole Foods an old asian woman opened my car door and tried to sit on me then ran away after realizing this was not her car...MLIA"
- "Today, I discovered my mission in life. To open a men's lingerie store and call it "Victor's Secret." Win. MLIA."
aug 6 2011 ∞
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