internets

• "all of you maximize your virgin power!" omfg
• tried to poUr myself a glass of water but i didnt realize the cap was still on so i sat there waiting for a good 35 seconds
• I must now go on a quest to find all the rings so I can call upon Captain Planet! The hero with a mullet!! But it was the coolest ever!!
• thong guy keeps rubbing tables it's weird

rl

• what do you mean whistle is about blowjobs???
• "if i guy came up to you and asked you to blow his whistle what would you say" "i don't know yes??? sure??? why not????" "what if he took off his pants?" "i would scream"
• when you fart, i will shut up
• stop breathing, it's so intrusive