• Eat vegan biscuits and gravy at Harrison Street
  • Plow through the Washington Post, saving the magazine for last
  • Watch church TV and try to pick out the worshippers who obviously don't care
  • Wander the streets listening to music
  • Think about how grateful I am that I no longer work at Legend Brewery and am free of working on 'Bluegrass Night,' which is also '2-4-1 Wings' night
feb 16 2007 ∞
feb 16 2007 +
  • Frog's legs
  • Squirrel
  • Alligator
  • Rabbit
  • Bear
  • Dirt
  • A turkey killed by a car
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Mama
  • Dad
  • Becky
  • Gary
  • Monica
  • Jimmy
  • Ben
  • Wendy
  • Autumn
  • Mariko
  • David
  • Martin
  • Geoff
  • Rene
  • Meredith
  • Jeff
  • Holly
  • Chris
  • Stefanie
  • Heather
  • Nicole
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Handwritten letters
  • Oranges
  • Taxidermied animals
  • Bike tune-ups
  • Forgiveness
  • A few cold ones
  • Rides to other cities
  • Spaceheaters that work
  • A good talking-to
  • Love
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Spending too much time in bars
  • Working at a new job I hate
  • Sleep
  • Researching cities that I may move to this summer
  • Wishing for snow
  • Avoiding the horrible state of my apartment
  • Concern for those who are close to me and are having difficulties
  • Embracing my character flaws
  • Trying to get some writing done
  • Lying in bed, looking around my room and wondering how much money I can sell my possessions for on Craigslist
  • Looking for cheap airfare to Portland for my spring trip
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • I collect Macaulay Culkin ephemera
  • I hate most children
  • My masculine ideal is the fictional character David Boring
  • I am obsessed with public transportation
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Sally Mann
  • Larry Clark
  • Diane Arbus
  • Richard Prince
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • dead birds
  • cookies
  • snow
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • The Nation of Ulysses
  • Elliott Smith
  • The Kinks, 1960s era
  • The Rolling Stones, 1960s era
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • Pulp
  • The Smiths
  • Pavement
  • The Wedding Present
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Dentist
  • Meteorologist
  • Cemetery groundskeeper
  • Commercial fisher
  • Librarian
  • Brewer
  • Subway train conductor
  • Orinthologist
  • Bricklayer
  • Engine driver
  • Taxidermist
  • Beekeeper
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Your children should be caged
  • If I could, I would provide you with a time machine and an abortion clinic
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Watch one of your friends' shitty bands play on any given night
  • See $1.99 movies at The Byrd
  • Ride bikes through the Hollywood Cemetery at night
  • Best Friends' Day every August
  • Drink copious amounts of alcohol
  • Plan your escape
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • David Boring
  • Watership Down
  • The Shipping News
  • One Hundred Years of Solitude
  • The Unbearable Lightness of Being
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Rosemary's Tavern, Brooklyn, NY
  • Ipanema, Richmond, VA
  • An unnamed Ethiopian restaurant with a bar upstairs, Philadelphia, PA
  • Bamboo, Richmond, VA
  • The Top, Gainesville, FL
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Doughnut seller
  • Child wrangler
  • Butterfly farmer
  • Sweatshop cashier
  • Burrito roller
  • Soymilk stocker
  • Beer pusher
  • Production stand-in
  • Film extra
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • U-Haul truck
  • Riding lawnmower
  • Grass to mow
  • Bottle of gin
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • University of Florida
  • Gainesville, Florida
  • Summer, 2006
  • Credit cards, student loans
  • Putting down the trumpet
  • Putting down the guitar
  • Giving a shit when I shouldn't have
  • Reliance on false hopes
  • October 16th, 1980 - January 21st, 2007
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Long underwear
  • A new turntable
  • House-cleaning robot
  • Falcon
  • Straight handlebars
  • Mini-DV movie camera
  • Giant bag of assorted citrus fruits
  • Stun-gun
  • A Gretsch guitar
  • Polaroid film
  • Train tickets to Portland
feb 16 2007 ∞
feb 16 2007 +
  • Driving without a license
  • Trespassing
  • Underage drinking
  • Skipping jury duty
  • Vandalism
  • Providing alcohol to minors
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Walk around the city while listening to music
  • Sit on my roof or fire escape with a 40 oz and watch the world go by
  • Get on the bus and ride to a random destination and back again
  • Read a couple pages of a book
  • Lie in bed and hide under favorite book the covers
  • Send nonsensical text messages to friends
  • Draw animals based on the pictures in my field guide
  • Write songs I will never finish
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Cold War-era boxer
  • Frank the rabbit
  • Margot Tenenbaum
  • Ms. Pac-Man machine
  • Aborted fetus
jan 22 2007 ∞
jan 22 2007 +
  • Florida
  • Georgia
  • South Carolina
  • North Carolina
  • Virginia
  • New York
  • Massachusetts
  • Ohio
  • Pennsylvania
  • Washington, D.C.
  • Texas
  • Louisiana
  • Colorado
  • California
  • Idaho
  • Utah
  • Illinois
  • Arizona
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Little Arliss, "Old Yeller"
  • Patricia, "À Bout de Souffle"
  • Rhoda, "The Bad Seed"
  • Rebecca, "Thumbsucker"
  • Madeline, "Masculin Feminin"
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Road trip to Idaho, 1986
  • Disney World, 1985
  • Saint Augustine Beach, various times during the 1980s
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +
  • Sorry
  • Candyland
  • Old Maid
  • Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
  • Hi-Ho, Cherry-O!
jan 21 2007 ∞
jan 21 2007 +