- You don't party
- You haven't read a book since high school
- You would vote against gay marriage
- You don't like kids/aren't family oriented
- You're a perv
- You're a jailbird/wannabe thug
- You're saving yourself for marriage. Even worse if you wear a ring. Even worse if you'll do anything but intercourse. Even worse if you judge others who aren't "waiting"
- You lack a sense of humor
- You're scared of dogs
- You're not old enough to be a college grad, but you have kids. Two words: Child Support. Three words: Baby Momma Drama
- You have something against interracial dating. Even worse if you don't think there is anything racist about that.
- Your ghetto Facebook name
- You ONLY listen to hip-hop/r&b and nothing else
- You can't get into rap music
- You're disrespectful towards my friends & family
- Your blatant disdain for religion
- Your profile pic is of you "showing off" your abs or taking a picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror
- You have an awful sense of style. You wear Ed Hardy. You still sag. You sagged to begin with.
- You have multiple Facebook accounts
- You are ALWAYS drunk, ALWAYS high. Not on occasion, not while partying, ALWAYS.
- You don't find value in learning a second language/aren't interested in world travel
- You're apathetic/claim to not have any political opinions
- You lack ambition
- You're "Tatted" with tacky, meaningless tattoos
- You have terrible spelling/grammar. On purpose.
- You're really old fashioned when it comes to church/religion
jul 29 2010 ∞
oct 2 2011 +