• A little cottage in a foresty, mountainy area.
  • One that had an unlimited supply of hot chocolate, flannel, shag carpet, DVDs, and cinnamon scents.
• The ability to write flawless essays.
  • And the same such ability to do math and science...
• Enough money to go to college and grad school.
• A trimmer physique.
• Tame eyebrows.
• A luxurious flat in Dublin, London, and NYC.
• Enviable acting skills.
• EverMinty breath.
• A horse farm in both the US and Ireland.
• A kitty that was always small and cute.
• The ability to create perfect cupcakes an...

• pescetarian
  • cuz vegetarians don't do the fish scene. I so am into the fish scene.
• A Goth
  • I'm getting there. Haha.
• A rivethead
  • Eh. I still like what they wear. And most of the music's good.
• A Vet
  • What human hasn't?
• A Pilot
  • Don't have 20/20 vision and the scarf puts people off a bit.
• A Bit More Irish
  • So people believe me when I tell them my ...

• Sweet Cream
• French Vanilla
• Cheesecake
• Cake Batter
• Chocolate made with Ghirardelli®
• Eggnog
• Dark Chocolate Peppermint
• Pumpkin
• Butter Pecan
• Cinnamon
• Coconut
• Cookie Batter
• Dark Chocolate
• French Toast
• Irish Cream
• Oatmeal Cookie Batter
• Pecan Praline

[[And Signature Creations]]

• Chocolate Devotion™
• Cheesecake Fantasy®

• Bubble tea: While according to most, not a REAL tea, it is in my world. It has black tea. It's got the word "tea" in its name...so it's tea. [Taro = :)]
• Darjeeling
• Earl Grey
• Jasmine
• Gunpowder
• Moroccan Mint
• Camomile
• Real Chai Latte
• English Breakfast
• French Vanilla
• Iced Tea: Also...not a true tea...but I'm a Texan

• Lio [Mark Tatulli]
• Garfield [Jim Davis]
• Get Fuzzy [Darby Conley]
• Love Is... [Kim Grove/Stefano Casali]
• 9 Chickweed Lane [Brooke McEldowney]
• Heart of the City [Mark Tatulli]
• Wizard of Id [Brant Parker & Johnny Hart/Jeff Parker]

• Moleskine
• Journaling book.

Do not waste your only birthday present buying the latter if your heart is set on the first. You lose $5.88. IdiotMe.

• Beef Jerky
• Fuze Green Tea w/ honey
• Cheetos Hot Fries
• Ferrero Rondnoir
• Frozen KitKats
• Coke
• Frozen Chocolate Raisins

[[not all at once XD...I'm no pig]]

• Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana
• The Jonas Brothers
• Amy Winehouse
• Gerard Way & Co.
• Helena Bonham Carter
• Scarlett Johansson
• Paris Hilton
• Vanessa Hudgens
• Rammstein
• Brooke Hogan
• James Blunt
• Jack Off Jill

• Clowns.
• Clowns in gutters.
• Human-eating Clowns in gutters.
• Stephen King @ midnight.
• Dogs.
• Cute, fluffy aminals
  
  with rabies.
• Dogs.
• "Greatest American Dog"
• Adultery
• Divorce
• Beer
• Drugs
• Baby-killers
• Morning breath
• Ventriloquists
• S&M

• "Shake It" by Metro Station
• "There's a Party in My Tummy" by the Yo! Gabba Gabba things
• "Shattered" by OAR
• "Just a Dream" by Carrie Underwood
• "That's What You Get" by Paramore
• "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
• "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" by A-Teens
• "I Don't Wanna Be in Love (Dance Anthem)" by Good Charlotte
• "1985" by Bowling for Soup
• "Punk Rock 101" by Bowling for Soup
• "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada
• "1, 2, Step" by Ciara ft. Missy Elliot
• "Push" by Enrique Iglesias ft. Lil' Wayne
• "With Love" by Hilary Duff
• "Toxic" by Britney Spears

• The Miracle Worker: Aunt Ev
• Hedda Gabler: Thea Elvsted
• The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet: the Prince [=~.~=]
• Keely & Du: Keely
• Persephone: Some dead woman
• The Crucible: Abigail
• Clockwork: Gladys

• A little cottage in a foresty, mountainy area.
  • One that had an unlimited supply of hot chocolate, flannel, shag carpet, DVDs, and cinnamon scents.
• The ability to write flawless essays.
  • And the same such ability to do math and science...
• Enough money to go to college and grad school.
• A trimmer physique.
• Tame eyebrows.
• A luxurious flat in Dublin, London, and NYC.
• Enviable acting skills.
• EverMinty breath.
• A horse farm in both the US and Ireland.
• A kitty that was always small and cute.
• The ability to create perfect cupcakes an...

• 5 Binders.
• 3 Spirals.
• Filler Paper.
• However many composition notebooks I see.
• "The Actor and the Target" by Declan Donnellan
• Shoes
• More pens.
• More pencils.
• ...get out of APUSH and Advanced Maths.

• "Time Is Running Out" By Muse
• "Riot" By Three Days Grace
• "Lullaby" By attrition
• "Breathe Me" By Sia
• "Another World Extended Remix" By beborn beton
• "Crash Collision Mix" By mesh
• "A Simple Mistake" By Anathema
• "Autumnal" By Arcana
• "Misery Loves Company" By Emilie Autumn
• "8 minutes of Teenage Poetry" By Chandeen
• "Walking On Air" By Kerli
• "BulletProof" By Kerli
• "Illusion" By VNV Nation
• "Happy Birthday" By The Birthday Massacre
• "Haunting" By LORE
• "The mirror Maze" By Ayreon
• "Love You to Death" By London After Midnight

• cardigans
• wool sweaters
• corsets...oooh how I wish I could wear one.
• Capris [to swim]
• leather pants
• glasses [occasionally--contacts BURN]
• skinny jeans [for fun]
• leggings
• top hats
• BIG bows in my hair =^.^=
• checkers
• hoodies

• Plaid
• Plaid Flannel
• Being an Army Sergeant
• Refried Beans w/cheese & saltine crackers
• HUGE thermometers with Celsius/Fahrenheit.
• Antique stores
• Blue
• Spending time with us
• Hanging out at Half-Price until they demanded we leave
• Tony Roma's
• Rice-a-Roni
• Wrangler Jeans
• Cowboy boots
• Peanut Punch
• Some country music
• His stepdad
• Spoiling us
• Kool-Aid

• The Twilight Series
• The Harry Potter Series
• Catcher in the Rye
• Jane Eyre
• Pride & Prejudice
• That one series with "The Uglies," "The Pretties," etc...
• Lolita
• Life of Pi
• Animal Farm
• Go Ask Alice
• Lovely Bones

• A Yamaha PSR-E213 Portable Keyboard
• A $100 Barnes & Noble Giftcard
• A $100 Hot Topic Giftcard
• A Trenchcoat :)
• A party
• A shopping spree at Half-Price
• A laptop
• New bedsheets :(
• Something from BabyTheStarsShineBright

• Dance: I wasn't baaad. Just bad. Heh. Too shy to jete infront of everyone.
• Tae Kwon Do: I actually loved this. Things just came up and I couldn't finish.
• Karate: In my opinion different than Tae Kwon Do.
• Volleyball: Too short.
• Basketball: Too short.
• Dodgeball, soccer, tennis.

• Randall's: Rich people [in America] who have ritzy/posh homes, wear pearls, and can afford the milk at Randall's and refer to it as pasteurized cow milk. Not just milk.
• Kroger: Good, God-fearing Christians shop here...and later offer their kids for its slaves.
• H-E-B: Soccer moms. That's it. Soccer moms.
• Wal-Mart: People who don't really care about price/where it comes from. And French cookies.
• Food-Town/Food-a-Rama/etc.: Eccentric people and those who don't have a Fiesta in their town, who don't have any other option, or...you know...whatever :)

• cats--especially Russian Blues and calicos
• horses
• snow tigers
• South Chinese tigers
• phoenix
• dragons
• dolphins

• Rice Krispies' Choconilla
• Malt O' Meal's Blueberry Muffin Tops
• Cocoa Pebbles
• Life
• Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• Post Selects Maple Pecan Crunch
• Apple Jacks
• Cap'n Crunch's Choco Donuts
• Chocolate Chip Cookie Crisp
• Corn Pops
• Crunchy Raisin Bran
• Frosted Shredded Wheat
• Grape-Nuts
• Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds
• Honey Bunches of Oats with Vanilla Clusters
• Oreo O's
• Special K Vanilla Almond
• Teddy Grahams Breakfast Cereal - Cinnamon
• Teddy Grahams Breakfast Cereal - Honey

• I actually read. Like readread. Classics. Mmhmm.
• I'm good at listening.
• I like to try new things.

Did you ever notice how "What I hate about Myself" lists are ofter 10 times longer than the pros lists?

• Spending hundreds on bags just so they can tell you: Oooh! I just spent $200 on an amazing BAG!
• Cran-Anything juice. But then again I'm scared of cranberry juice
• Falafel. Ewwwwh.
• Stuffed vegetables/grape leaves
• Dressing dogs up
• Uggs. Especially in Houston. IT'S HOT & HUMID IN HOUSTON! YOU DON'T NEED WOOL!
• Cris Crocker
• Scientology
• Hanging out at Starbucks. I'll admit...their frappachino and baked stuff are good.
• New cellphones.
• New iPods
• The latest Disney movies
• Spiderman [hah. i'm a batman fan]
• Neopets
• Wearing fuzzy bed-shoes to school

• onstage voice
• writing skills
• calligraphy
• vanilla cupcake baking
• splits
• chi
• inner person/peace
• internal clock
• tea

• Caitlin: She was my best friend until I realized I was dreading the times my phone buzzed.
• Melissa: Amazingly sweet, but too cocky. I want to slap her with a large, dead fish.
• Trevor: REALLYreally nice guy. But I feel bad for wishing for a breakup between him and Mary...makes me feel low.
• Erica: Doesn't know when to ignore/pay attention to me.

• hun
• emo
• gristle
• crunchy
• breaded
• con-artist
• divorce
• football
• woof
• clown
• blow[ing me off]
• screamo
• funk [not funky]
• cockroach
• beetle
• cauliflower
• colic
• scrape
• raghead
• douchebag
• fag [as in -got. Not cigarettes]

• Make a video of me dancing to "Shake It" by Metro Station.
• Meet someone famous...and actually REALIZE it. I have a bad habit of meeting them...and NOT meeting them because they're so normal. Gah.
• Get a job at Cinemark.
• Lose more weight.
• Do the splits.
• Lose the astigmatism.
• Dye my hair purple...at least part of it.
• Make AMAZING cupcakes.
• Keep a pair of gloves together.
• Carry on a conversation/
• Write a poem that doesn't suck.
• Write an essay that doesn't suck.
• Keep a best friend for a year [at least].
• Go to San Fransico.
• GET OUTTA TEXAS FOR A WEEK!

• Chocolate gelato [[not ice cream by our standards...but still]]
• Cookies & Creme
• Mint Chocolate
• Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough
• Mexican Rice Ice Cream
• Birthday Cake Ice Cream
• Buttered Pecan
• French Vanilla

[[Perhaps in that order :)]]

• Agent Pendergast: Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child's...brainchild. He just sounds really hot.
• Christian Bale: Although I thoroughly disapprove of his Terminator hair.
• Heath Ledger: Even if he's going bald. I'm hoping his death was just a "death". The greatest movie stunt
• Sherlock Holmes: Only a select few versions. Most of the time, illustrators drew him like shmap.
• Shawn Spencer: James Roday's character in "Psych." I lurve that show.
• Dean Winchester/Jensen Ackles: :3
• Michael Baker: Actual human. He's a walking genius and...=^.^=

• Jack Link's Beef Jerky
• Mashed Potatoes
• Shrimp Pad Thai
• Chicken Lo Mein
• Chicken Noodle Soup
• Peanuts in Coke
• Veggie Pizza
• Slim Fast shakes
• String Cheese Sticks
• Grilled Chicken
• Shrimp & Chinese Mushrooms
• Carrots [hah...thought of Yo! Gabba Gabba]
• Mango Juice