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you don't deserve to be lonely, but those drugs you've got won't make you feel better. pretty soon you'll find it's the only little part of your life you're keeping together.

patty follows:
e. concert (history)
song list (karaoke)
wishlist ((it's not much, really))
notes (recipes)
don't forget
e.
  • 1,157 gallons of water is saved in a year by peeing in the shower
  • wayne allwine, the voice of mickey mouse, was married to russi taylor, the voiceof minnie
  • the lightsaber sound effect is a combination of the hum of an idling 35mm movie projector and the feedback generated by passing a stripped microphone cable by a television.
  • many traffic lights and lift buttons are actually placebo buttons – in other words, they do nothing at all when pressed. they exist to give the presser the feeling of control.
  • august 2009 had 5 saturdays, 5 sundays and 5 mondays, all in one month. this only happens once in 823 years.
  • the average child recognizes 200 company logos by the time he enters elementary school.
  • a shark does not have one bone in its body. Its skeleton is made up of cartilage.
  • it takes one ton of water to make one pound of refined sugar.
  • stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
  • the elephant is the only mammal with 4 knees.
  • if you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
  • “101 dalmatians” and “peter pan” are the only disney animations in which both of a character’s parents are present and don’t die during the movie.
  • in “silence of the lambs”, hannibal lector (anthony hopkins) never blinks.
  • every person has a unique tongue print.
  • a hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
  • every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • a whale's penis is called a dork.
  • the first couple shown in bed together on prime time tv were the flintstones.
  • horses can't vomit.
  • months that begin on a sunday will always have a "friday the 13th."
  • males sweat 40% more than females.
  • no word in the english language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
  • a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
  • sperm is the smallest single cell in a mans body.
  • venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  • if an amish man has a beard, he is married.
  • fathers tend to determine the height of their child, mothers their weight.
  • music can help reduce chronic pain by more than 20% and can alleviate depression by up to 25%.
  • the total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.
  • it takes 32 glasses of water to flush the acid from 1 can of soda out of your system.
  • a mcdonald's drinking straw holds 7.7 ml (over 1.5 teaspoons) of fluid.
  • ocean water must reach a temperature of 82 degrees fahrenheit for a hurricane to form.
  • 60% of men spit in public.
  • leonardo da vinci invented the scissors.
  • on a canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the parliament building is an american flag.
  • rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  • it takes 17 facial muscles to smile, but 42 to frown.
  • only 6% of women fail to cry at least once a month, while 50% of males fail to cry that often.
  • if saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
  • women blink twice as often as men.
  • human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
  • it takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
  • the name wendy was made up for the book peter pan. there was never a recorded wendy before it.
  • more people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
  • the 3 most valuable brand names on earth: MARLBORO, COCA-COLA, and BUDWEISER, in that order.
  • the octopus has three hearts.
  • koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.
  • only one out of every three people wash their hands when leaving a public bathroom.
  • when a porcupine is born, its quills are soft and mostly white, but harden within hours.
  • being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years.
  • it is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • iguanas can and do commit suicide.
  • the largest toy distributor in the world is mcdonalds.
  • non dairy creamer is flammable.
  • 1/4 of russia is covered in forest.
  • the voice of alice in alice in wonderland is also the voice of wendy from peter pan.
  • half the world's population is under 25 years of age.
  • large doses of coffee can be lethal. 10 grams, or 100 cups over four hours can kill the average human.
  • grapes explode when put in the microwave.
  • the average car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute, while .5 ounces is used to start the vehicle.
  • about 25% of all adolescent and adult males never use deodorant.
  • there are approximately 350 "squirts" of a cow's udders in a gallon of milk.
  • one pound of tea can make nearly three hundred cups.
  • humans are the only species who drink milk from the mother of other species.
  • horses can't vomit.
  • if you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  • annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
  • annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
  • approximately 55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. reading about yawning makes most people yawn.
  • if you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  • wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence the tinted bottles.
  • beer foam will go down if you lick your finger and then stick it in the beer.
  • beer is the second most popular beverage in the world, coming in behind tea.
  • polar bears are hunted for their meat but their livers are poisonous.
  • chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  • a jellyfish is 95% water.
  • wednesday is the most popular day on which babies are born.
  • if you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
  • they are approximately 1,750 O's in every can of spaghettios.
  • when you are snoring, you are not dreaming.
  • it would take 80 moons to equal the weight of the earth.
  • the cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • the record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon.
  • every year the moon moves about 3.8cm further away from the earth.
  • if two pieces of metal touch in space, they become permanently stuck together.
  • the average raindrop falls at 15 mph.
  • work kills more people than war.
  • coyotes mate for life.
  • there are three times as many insects on the planet as there are all other animals combined.
  • rhode island is the only state in the united states in which prostitution is legal.
  • male hospital patients tend to fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
  • dirty snow melts faster than white snow because it reflects less light.
  • a full page color ad in vouge is seen by 1.2 million people, and costs $80,000.
  • the slowest growing nail is the thumb; the fastest is the middle finger.
  • there are 18 different animal shapes in the animal cracker cookie zoo.
aug 17 2009 ∞
jan 26 2010 +
user picture KushDarling: my brother and i just sat here for 10 minutes and read all of this :O nov 16 2009
user picture Beth: This is awesome. <3 feb 26 2010
user picture Addie: yup i spent the last twenty minutes. too awesome ^-^ jul 29 2010