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10 Things You Like About Yourself...

• I enjoy that I am opinionated
• That I never quit enjoying reading
• That I can quote ever line of Hocus Pocus
• That I'm sentimental
• That I'm awkward
• That I know how to entertain myself
• I'm passionate
• & emotional
• I can relate to people like Keats & Whitman
• I care about people and animals

9 Things People May Not Know About You...

• When I'm alone I pretend that I'm being interviewed.
• When I'm driving at night, alone, I like to think that something supernatural is taking place around me. (You know when you drive by a light and it goes off once you are under it? Hopefully that happens to other people too)
• I wish I had an older brother.
• I'm one of the most morbid people you will ever meet.I secretly thought about becoming a mortician, more specifically so I can live on a grave yard.
• When I'm around someone with a certain way of speaking, I will eventually start talking like them.
• I secretly thought about becoming a Mortician.
• Whenever I close my eyes to go to sleep- I think about living in a book, so I can stop thinking about all the things that will just keep me awake.
• I often wish that I could pull a Christopher McCandless. Or just find the money to move across the pond and get a job in a tiny coffee shop or book store and start over.
• I sometimes want to learn how to read behavior patterns and mannerisms so I can become a con man.

8 Foods You Could Eat Forever...

• BBQ Chicken
• Macaroni & Cheese
• Ham and Cheese Sandwiches
• Alfredo Pasta
• Garlic Bread
• Caesar Salad
• French Fries
• Crackers, Cheese, & Salami

7 Things that Never Fail to Make You Happy...

• Reading
• Coffee
• Laying in Bed
• Rain Storms
• Poe
• Watching Movies
• Finding Good Deals

6 Things You Always Catch Yourself Doing...

• Day Dreaming
• Talking to Myself
• Stretching to try to crack my right knee
• Biting my bottom lip
• Tapping my fingers to some sort of beat
• Cracking my knuckles

5 Celebrities You'd Never Say "No" To...

• Brad Pitt
• Blake Shelton?
• Joseph Gordon Levitt
• Jesse Eisenberg
• Andrew Garfield

4 Guilty Pleasures...

• Day dreaming about being swept off my feet by one of the few above.
• Shows on MTV
• I can't really think of anything else.

3 Things You Wanted to Be as a Kid...

• Zoologist
• Rockette
• Teacher

2 Things You'd Like to Say to the Human Race...

• What the fuck?!
• Just mind your fucking business! Who cares what other people believe in, or who they chose to love. You think you are so much better and that everyone should think and see things the same way as you, but because you think these things it just means you are just less evolved.

1 Way to Contact You...

• Blue Envelope