• Game here!

Cash-worthy quotes

• $1 each - accusations of bitterness, having a hard heart, rebellion, "going through a hard time," "questioning my faith," being mean, not caring about my family, trying to hurt my family, abandoning my family
• $1 each - any mention of _the will of god, something "inappropriate,"
• "I don't think you're even a Christian." $1
• "If that's what you feel the Lord wants you to do." $1
• "Have you found a church yet?" $1
  • "Make sure it's a solid, bible-believing one!" $1
• "Love the sinner, hate the sin." $1
• "What's god been doing in your life?" $1
• "What has god been showing you?" $1
• "What are you reading in your bible right now? " $1
• "I'll pray for you." $1
  • "I've been praying for you." $1
  • "Pray for ___" $1
• "Share what's on your heart." $1
• "Praise the Lord." $1
• "Would you like to volunteer?" $1
  • disappointment, mockery, or shaming as a result of declining $5
• "What did we do wrong?" $5

Spooky church shit

• Invitations to church $1
• Narrowly escaping church $1
• Actually GOING to church $10
  • collect $0.50 for each of the following topics shoehorned into a sermon: abortion, Armageddon, atheism, evangelism, homosexuality, lukewarm Christianity, modesty, rebellion, sexual sin, tithing
  • "praise & worship," $0.50 per minute
• Helping a child memorize bible verses $3

Shit it's almost impossible to escape

• Interminable drum practice to shitty music $3
• Timothy being smug $1
• Tara being smug $1
• Insulting remarks about a friend $1
• Shitty jokes, $1 each
  • Sexist
  • Homophobic
  • Transphobic
  • Racist
  • Just plain bad
• Corporate prayer
  • at meals $1
  • before bed $3
  • getting prayed for $3
• Rants, $1 each
  • Birth control
  • Gay people
  • Gender roles
    • $1 extra for invoking "feminazi"
  • Global warming
  • Gun control
  • Health care reform
  • Immigration
  • "Liberals"
  • Military
    • $1 extra for inclusion of women or gay people
      • $3 extra for "That leads to people having SEX!"
  • Obama
    • $1 extra if it's about his birth certificate
    • $1 extra for accusations of Islam
  • Slut-shaming
  • Welfare

Survival tactics

• Almost swearing $1
• ACTUALLY SWEARING ACCIDENTALLY $5
• Sneaking out to drink $3
• Drinking openly $7