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We're a plural collective made of salt since 1994 (body age 29). In a queerplatonic relationship with the Rainies. We live in France.

Accepting of all system types and origins. Very queer.

main = those of us who might be active online || ongoing = things that concern us as a collective (including etiquette pointers) || archive = dormant folks

bookmarks:
listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
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  • fronter (1994 - present)
    • they/them
    • 29
    • October 22nd
    • demisexual, quoiromantic, agender
    • in cahoots w/ Envy of the Salt Institute (look to the right hehe)
  • not a literal bee
  • sometimes im like, a hive and not One Single Bee
    • see also: this entire column [Part of the Bee Conglomerate]
    • also contains elements of Sandshoes (see "archive" tab)

im just a bee person. in my little bee world. and it is important that u know that i kin John Egbert. big time.

jul 18 2018 ∞
nov 29 2023 +
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  • sometimes fronter, sometimes insider (May 2020 - present && ??? - 2010ish)
    • she/her
    • mostly 15 , can slide 12~17
    • October 22nd
    • cis girl, ?
  • carbon copy of teen bee [Part of the Bee Conglomerate]
    • see bee (top left) about that
jun 30 2020 ∞
jan 3 2022 +
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  • sometimes fronter, sometimes insider (April 2021-present && 2012 - 2013)
    • he/him
    • 18
  • cram school guy [Part of the Bee Conglomerate]
jul 18 2018 ∞
feb 23 2022 +

[Pending; part of the Bee conglomerate, overlap with both Tsubaki and Matt]

jul 31 2023 ∞
nov 29 2023 +
  • mostly insider (October 2020 - present && ???)
    • they/them for strangers / acquaintances
    • 4-5
  • syskid [Part of the Bee Conglomerate]
oct 21 2020 ∞
feb 23 2022 +
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  • Fronter (late 2022 - present), formerly insider (??? - late 2022)
    • he/him
    • mid-20s
    • September 1st
    • Don't really have time to care about that!
  • Angry; fictive if you squint . Still finding his bearings.

For legal reasons, I am obligated to deny any proximity to Artemis.

jan 25 2023 ∞
nov 29 2023 +
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  • FRONTER (APR. 2016 - PRESENT)
    • HE/HIM
    • LATE TWENTIES IN HUMAN YEARS
    • JUNE 12TH
    • NEBULOUSLY GAY DUDE
  • LOCAL CRAB, HAMSTEAK FICTIVE (WALK-IN)
  • I WRITE IN QUIRK (ALL CAPS) SOMETIMES. I AM NOT YELING; IT IS AN AESTHETIC CHOICE. I CAN AND WILL TYPE NORMALLY IN PRIVATE IF IT'S INACCESSIBLE FOR YOU, AND IN MOST PUBLIC SPACES.

I LOVE CRABS, CATS, EUROPEAN ROBINS, SOFT THINGS, POETRY, SPACE, ARTS AND CRAFTS, MY FRIENDS. I MAY OR MAY NOT KIN ASHES O'REILLY MECHANISMS. I WILL PERSONALLY FISTFIGHT ANDREW HUSSIE BEHIND A LOCAL INTERMARCHÉ.

jul 18 2018 ∞
nov 29 2023 +
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  • Fronter (early August 2020 - present)
    • ze/hir, he/him, she/her, e/ym/eir/ymself (alternating, in order of preference; this link has examples for how to use the less conventional pronoun sets.)
    • early 30s
    • February 7th
    • married to Martin of the Salt Institute. :pusheenlove:
  • near-constant background fronter, local cat, fictive (don't assume this world's "canon" is entirely accurate to my personal life. wrong assumption.)

maybe you shouldn't be perceiving me too hard. meow.

aug 6 2020 ∞
feb 23 2022 +
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  • Fronter (Jun. 2019 - present)
    • He/him preferred.
    • Millennia.
    • Taurus/Libra cusp (April 24th).
    • Genderless, queer.
    • Partnered with Crowley of the Sprite System.
  • Angel. The rest isn't of concern to the general public.

"An angel who likes tea and pretending to be emotionally stable." Logical bone structure-less, full of love and surprises.

jun 9 2019 ∞
feb 23 2022 +

[Pending; baby.]

nov 29 2023 ∞
nov 29 2023 +
  • Fronter -ish (debatably 2010-11 or 2019, for sure June 2021 - present)
    • he/him
    • Nobody's counting anymore honestly
  • Guy who keeps turning out to be other guys

What's it to you?

jun 26 2021 ∞
jan 25 2023 +
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  • Fronter (May 2018 - present && 2007ish - 2011ish)
    • Any pronouns work, I like fae/faer as a main set
    • Do I look like how old I am? No. Am I telling? Also no but I'm an adult
    • April 1st (RIP weed joke birthday. Still funny on main though)
    • Bisexual & omnigender (all the genders within cultural limits are belong to me)
    • In cahoots with bee of the Salt Institute (look to the left!) and QPPs with the Fern Fields subsystem in the Sprite System
  • Powerhouse and motivational bitch, fictive (blorbo from the brain)

I'm a mostly dtf piece of bitch (so many pieces I'm at least five whole bitches all by myself), bisaster and memer extreme. Like for real if you need a meme? I'm the meme thude. Also I love love love lizards and reptiles in general and would commit many crimes for any gecko

jul 18 2018 ∞
dec 1 2022 +
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  • Fronter (late August 2020 - present)
    • he/him
    • early 30s
    • September 28th
    • ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵍᵃʸ
    • Married to Jon of the Salt Institute !!
  • "Just works here" . Some Martins in a trenchcoat also.

It's been a year and I still don't really know what to put in there, so at this stage, I am officially giving up on having a proper introduction!! You can just talk to me instead!!

aug 27 2020 ∞
jul 31 2023 +
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  • Fronter (summer 2023 - present)
    • he/him
    • late 30s
    • What's a "birthday"?
  • Composure.
jul 31 2023 ∞
jul 31 2023 +
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  • Fronter (Dec. 2022)
    • he/him
    • 20s
  • ?

[Introduction pending but I promise he's very nice]

jan 25 2023 ∞
jul 31 2023 +
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  • Insider (2017 - present), formerly fronter (Jan. 2015 - 2017 && in the early 2000s)
    • he/him
    • mid-20s
    • September 1st
    • Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
  • Troubleshooter and strategy maker, fictive

I used to be Bitch, but then Envy came back. Now I'm just the guy in a suit in the background. Also, *points at Nate River Near Death Note* kin.

jul 18 2018 ∞
feb 23 2022 +