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Male, 29, London, overly self aware, pseudo intelligent, densely ironic,

My Listography Philosophy (rhymes)- I create lists which I myself want to see in other people's listography. I also like lists which detail the emotion, feelings, thoughts and experiences of someone rather than the tangible for it is what goes on in our head which makes truly unique.

C places (Of Residence)
tilly favourites (drink)
beth 29 while 29 (goals)
The Movie List Challenge
The Book List Challenge

Being 17, it makes it hard for me to relate to my cousin who is only 5 (aaawww bless) so most of our exchanges tend to be based on her questions she has about the world

Here is a list of the things which i have taught her

  • how to count in fives
  • about bones
  • about the heart, lungs and other internal organs
  • where chicken comes from
  • how to use an ipod
  • how to use a computer
  • how to subtract big numbers
  • how to count higher than 100
  • what the buttons on the TV remote are for
  • how to tell the time on an analog clock
  • how to adjust the height on an office chair
  • how to be an even nicer person
  • that smoking is bad for you
  • what exams are - oh the horror
  • that fizzy drinks arent good for you
  • why animals are born 'young' and not fully developed
  • where babies come from (fyi when a woman wants a baby enough she gets one)
  • how to bowl in Wii sports
  • what a gun is and what its for.
apr 8 2009 ∞
aug 4 2009 +
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