When chosing who would be 'it':

• Ip-a-dip-a-dation my op-er-a-tion how many people at the station? (number) 1,2,3,...(number)
• Ip-dip dog sh*t fu*king ba*tard silly git you are not it
• Duck, duck, duck... duck... GOOSE

Other stuff:

• You lick horse's tails (said to me by the 7 year old who punched me)
• Stinky-pop - burp apparently (ditto the above)
• Forty-forty - tag/'it' game
• Bulldog - banned in every school(!!)
• What's the time Mr Wolf? - a game in which a nominated 'wolf' would face a wall and when asked 'What's the time Mr Wolf?' would reply with a time(__ o'clock, whose number would indicate how many steps the other players, who are in a line a short distance away, had to make towards said wolf. The game concludes when the wolf replies 'lunchtime' at which point the calmness is descended into anarchy as the wolf now chases the players who desperately try to escape the evil grasp the wolf. The person who is caught is the new wolf
• Make a person laugh - one person would be given the task of trying to raise a reluctant smile, from one of the other players, by performing things which are regarded as funny. if you so much as smile you are now the person trying to make the others smile.