ride together, die together → jongtae / joomir / blairena / changtae / alzio / hunhan / krispy lay / chunjoe / krisyeol / fei/jia / chaera / lukai / soori

• I FRIEND LOVE YOU FOREVER.
• "you're like my musical 灵魂伴侣" ~destiny~
• "i'm in lesbians with you, this is 100% serious."
• when i made some joke about how we're boss bitches like general mao and we both died laughing
• always creeping on lisa and how i wanted to spoil her silly because i can't handle children but she is the only child i will love
• our trash song because it was the most clever shit ever: wasting our resources, polluting the planet~ ♪
• when luxi showed me the katt williams hater videos
  • "haters don't hate us, they hate good shit"
  • "don't expect niggas to back you up against the chinese. not as long as they're making the best orange chicken for $1.29."
• spamming each other on formspring and how somehow we concluded that taemin and whales = whalemin = my otp
• fapping over bike hen and his pictures on facebook
  • and luxi telling me about how good he looks when he drives
  • how prostitot's fat ass made luxi lose the back off her phone
  • WHEN LUXI TOLD ME ABOUT PROSTITOT GETTING RAPED
  • luxi being the greatest friend ever and recording that video of bike hen taking that jello shot o m g *__*
• me telling luxi i'd never had chicken fries or chipotle and deciding that i would eat them both for the first time with her
  • and i would steal luxi's drink and food because gpoy
  • deciding we needed to eat all 101 sandwiches!
• luxi coming into my inbox and asking me for the jam of all jams like her life depended on it or something
  • and then she linked me to some classical chinese music video which made me laugh so hard my sides hurt
• creating our nyc tumblr which we used for a week
• "if we blasted this around the streets of nyc would we get shot?"
• crying over jongtae and how much they're like us irl
  • being disgusted over 2min because... minho...
  • how they live the nehxi life 2.0 with their cute selves
  • annoying each other for all of eternity
• telling luxi about the fat ass bunny that would come into my backyard every day and how i named it after her
  • and there was also that squirrel that i named sir albert squirrelington iii
• that month when i texted luxi really creepy love notes at 3-4am in the morning because i'm just a creepy bitch
• every time i helped luxi with her scholarship/exchange application essays because she's a fob
  • and luxi emailed me one that said reita's love letter
• that day i forgot luxi's birthday and she messaged me like a week later to ask if i was mad at her and i fucking wanted to kill myself
• people asking us if we were dating and how that was somehow relevant to luxi running fuckyeahjongkey...
  • more people thinking we're dating
• talking about how we would be the most perfect roommates
  • with our pet bunny and puppy that would be cute as fuck
• you know, "i just realized that this is us"
• when luxi became a chunji stan and i told her we would be chunji/changjo but then she said she thought l.joe was my favourite and so we established that we'd be chunjoe
  • your favourites could /never/
• whenever luxi sends me amazing packages because they always have food in them *_*
  • how i ate that entire pack of hi-chews in 5 minutes on skype
  • those chocolate balls from dylan's candy bar being so good
  • me eating junk food while luxi always eat healthy food
• the two of us tinychatting/skype-ing in general for hours
  • luxi mocking lisa whenever she'd be a freak in the background with her pokemon shit
  • me straightening my hair 99% of the time for some reason
  • sitting in comfortable silence for a long time
    • scrolling through our tumblr dash
    • saying random shit about people who are stupid
• "I WILL STOMP ON LONELINESS AND STUPID FEELINGS WITH MY 5 POUND DOC MARTENS"
• late-night emails from luxi that don't make sense because she's shaking from rage (but i love them)
• when luxi links me to creepy things on twitter/tumblr
• that month when we were completely obsessed with hua
  • and luxi added her on facebook and was so nervous
  • and she was the background of my phone for a month
• "i need to tone up so i can be a slut in shanghai clubs."
• me making fun of luxi's stupid fob glasses which don't even have a lens in them so luxi's actually really lame
  • and then she sent me a pair so i could be "cool" too
• talking about how we'd probably judge everyone and their clothing choices on the street
  • except luxi would have to take me shopping first
• "if you get the ricky card, burn it immediately (´･_･`)"
• luxi always asking me for my opinion on the merch she should buy
  • and i always say "no" except she never listens because she's a disobedient child. why does she even ask me.
• "I'M ALMOST 22 AND I STILL CARRY A BACKPACK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? AND IT'S BRIGHT PINK embarrassed of myself"
• my brother asking how to pronounce luxi's name properly
  • "luck-see? loo-chee?" "NO IT'S LIKE LUCY."
• talking about how we need to ride the carousel at bryant park
  • "$2.00 for a ride? am i made of money?"
• telling luxi all about the obnoxious selcas we're going to take
  • and they will be so cute people will vomit
• when i google translated how to say "sleep with one eye open" in chinese and it came out as something totally different
  • and then neha/google translate was no longer otp
• "im reading this article on introverts/extroverts on time and i thought of @taemins and @yangire lol"
• yelling at luxi for liking taemin like a pedophile
  • then i realized they were the same age fff
• "what the fuck is she gonna do? swim over there?"
• "can you bring me back some chinese darts?"
• luxi rescuing me from being gang raped at 2am
• "you're like a chinese nazi with your sister."
• "WHERE IS JJ LIN FUCK TIMES SQUARE, WHERE'S JJ."
• me being luxi's good luck charm and helping her find the perfect jeans at forever21.
  • and the security guard yelling at me for taking pictures :(
  • MY BOO IN HIS VARSITY JACKET AND AMAZING KICKS UGH. dtf.
• "lisa, can you do this for me? LISA HURRY UP. UGH LISA YOU'RE SO DUMB. WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS. LISAAAAAAAAA."
• helping luxi pronounce every word ever at the museum of natural history
• bitching out the asians taking up a whole table at shake shack
• "chanyeol is a 92er? i can't stan him anymore." "but you stan kai..." "... isn't he 91... OH GOD NO HE'S 94 LINE ISN'T HE."
• luxi texting me incoherent things all day at kcon.
• "in ass creed iii you can pet animals. i was petting a chicken and something under my foot squeaked. i looked down and i had stepped on a rat. i stepped on a lot of rats for you."
• "imma fucking bomb venezuela."
• the adventures of supa hot fire and mute spittah
  • "but i'm not a rapper."
  • "225 vermont ave"
• "i'm adjacent to gege's dick."
• "i bet she tastes like ddukbokki no REAL MAN wants that."
• the cashier at duane reade calling us "silly."
  • yelling about how we were gonna make it rain dollar bills
• "i need taking care of too. i need to be babied!" "i got you."
• "do you want cream puffs?" "what's a cream puff?" "what do you think of when you hear the word puff?" "pouffy round things" "yeah, it's a round thing filled with cream!" "so it's a cream puff?"
• READS SOMETHING IN CHINESE ABOUT BUNS. "i don't have any."
• "excuse me, where's your travel section?" "the mezzanine." "..."
• playing luxi's exo game / "omg chen"
• imitating the way lisa walked to the kitchenette
• grocery shopping at met foods
  • luxi not knowing what food to buy
  • me pulling the dumb basket-cart thing
  • "what do raw almonds mean?" "i don't work here."
• "if a cow drinks its own milk is it cannibalism?" "if a pigeon eats chicken is /that/ cannibalism?"
• laughing at the shitty exo stuff in koreatown
• THIS IS NOT WHERE CARS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO
• running into the love of my freshman life
  • "omg neha i've never seen you like this."
• fucking HIPSTER ASS BITCH knocking luxi's phone to the ground
  • "if it had cracked i would've fucking decked him."
• luxi enjoying her job not for the networking and opportunities available on wall street but /for the cafeteria/
• "i only like kris, food, and clothing." "so kfc."
• luxi rescuing me. once again. like always.
  • drawing me the map of where to catch the bus
    • "your map makes no sense. let me draw it." "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DRAWING."
• krisyeol: "they don't know about us"
• working my charms on the indian dude at 7/11
• my boyfriend who works at tkettle
• lydia is always gonna carry your burdens
• "this one time i had a math problem."
  • "his name was bob. no wait, it was kobe."
• ride or die true friendship
• luxi lowkey crying over the asscreed ii opening
• #us trying to figure out ways to get luxi an in with happy hour
• "what's the upside down u with the line thingy..."
• neha knowing when luxi was flipping her hair just by the tone in her voice
• helping luxi pick out a tinder profile picture
  • "ew... i need like... a race option..."
  • "I'VE BEEN NOPE-ING FOR TWENTY MINUTES."
• bike hen and his t-mobile benefits
• "i feel like i woke up from a coma and all of a sudden you're married and have kids."
• "OUR WHALE IS SACRED LUXI HOW COULD YOU TAINT IT."
• us always being super super proud of each other ♥