• ugly
• sometimes cute*
• he's a grandpa (he's 24 but he acts like a grandpa most of the time)
• he's a pastor
• ok but yo listen up it's #realtalk time
• can u believe we've been together since jan 17
• we been through a lot
• good n bad
• he's a champ
• real mvp right there
• he's a genius too
• but he's dumb 90% of the time (my dumb!!)
• he likes thighs and legs (i'm talking about chicken ok dont be a nestea)
• ma boyfraaaaand yaaassss lucky ho3 right here y'all
• *(i lied he's always cute but he doesnt show it to ppl bcs he's a frickin tsun)

• you're ugly
• u r ugly
• muy ugly
• ugly pickle
• but u my ugly, ofc
• you make me laugh
• you make me smile
• you always find a way to make me fall in love with you more and more
• you like puns as much as i do
• despite me being such a wreck u still love me the same
• probably even more
• u never get tired of my kisses
• u never get tired of my hugs
• u never get tired of me in general
• and that tbh requires super human strength!!
• clingy!yoongi
• deep!yoongi
• smooth!yoongi

okay, let me try to be half as literate as you were in your gift for me.

first of, let me apologize because this is such a mess- i'm honestly just so out of it recently (for 2 months now actually), like i can't think or process stuff? but i don't totally lose it because you've been keeping me grounded. and for that, i'm honestly really thankful.

but how amazing is it that we're still together after five months??? holy. i'm honestly still so surprised how in each and every day, we just continue to love each other more instead of falling apart. i've seen a lot of couples falling out at this point, and i used to not give it much thought since i never imagined i'd ever be in a relationship like this, but wow. it's a first.. most of my firsts are with you though, and i could never be happier. #noregratz. hing. im getting shy- and derPY AGAIN. gdi jinri get it together-- loo...

• who is dis
• jfc
• what am i supposed to write here tbh
• what am i doing
• well ok
  • 1st of all i am dumb
  • 2nd of all i am his dumb
  • 3rd of all we are each others' dumb
• capiche
• oh also we both have milky skin
• suGOI NE?!?!??!?!
• #milkycouple
• #lazycouple
• well this just turned into a shitpost
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
• but hey yknow im a very difficult person to be with
• but look where we are now
• (still on our bed) (jks)

• you should watch this pewdiecry animation (u should check out the whole video but yeah anyways)
• here's a full version of it in anime bcs why not
• okay this tbh people didn't really like and considered it dark, but i thought this was cute and uplifting? ?? anyways view with discretion
• i know that you haven't been feeling exo lately, but this mashup of monster with ooh ah has been my jam for some time now and i just-- breATHES. i'm obsessed with this one man ideka
• this is the proof of my love for you <3 ...
• ohhh gooodddddd it's an animation about foxes mannn i love foxes, and this is just really sad :c
• you like innocent and cute-sy girl groups, right? well, i fell in love with them because of this acoustic cover and, ah. please fall in love with them and spazz with me, wheezes.