- There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
- Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
- Don't knock it 'til you try it.
- If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
- Always use "we" when referring to your home team or your government.
- When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
- Just because you can't doesn't mean you should.
- Don't dumb it down.
- You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
- If you're staying more than one night, unpack.
- Never park in front of a bar.
- Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
- Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boyfriend.
- Hold your heroes to a high standard.
- A suntan is earned, not bought.
- Never lie to your doctor.
- All guns are loaded.
- Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.
- THE BEST WAY TO SHOW THANKS IS TO WEAR IT. EVEN IF IT’S ONLY ONCE.
- TAKE A VACATION OF YOUR CELL PHONE, INTERNET, AND TV ONCE A YEAR.
- DON’T FILL UP ON BREAD, NO MATTER HOW GOOD.
- A HANDSHAKE BEATS AN AUTOGRAPH.
- DON’T LINGER IN THE DOORWAY. IN OR OUT.
- IF YOU CHOOSE TO GO IN DRAG, DON’T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
- IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE, SIT FOR A CARICATURE.
- NEVER GET YOUR HAIR CUT THE DAY OF A SPECIAL EVENT.
- BE MINDFUL OF WHAT COMES BETWEEN YOU AND THE EARTH. ALWAYS BUY GOOD SHOES, TIRES, AND SHEETS.
- NEVER EAT LUNCH AT YOUR DESK IF YOU CAN AVOID IT.
- WHEN YOU’RE WITH NEW FRIENDS, DON’T JUST TALK ABOUT OLD FRIENDS.
- EAT LUNCH WITH THE NEW KIDS.
- WHEN TRAVELING, KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU.
- IT’S NEVER TOO LATE FOR AN APOLOGY.
- DON’T POSE WITH BOOZE.
- IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, TAKE IT.
- YOU DON’T GET TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN NICKNAME.
- WHEN YOU MARRY SOMEONE, REMEMBER YOU MARRY THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY.
- NEVER PUSH SOMEONE OFF A DOCK.
- UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU ASK A WOMAN IF SHE’S PREGNANT.
- IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO BE PROUD OF YOUR ANCESTRY; LIVE UP TO IT.
- DON’T MAKE A SCENE.
- WHEN GIVING A THANK YOU SPEECH, SHORT AND SWEET IS BEST.
- KNOW WHEN TO IGNORE THE CAMERA.
- NEVER GLOAT.
- INVEST IN GOOD LUGGAGE.
- MAKE TIME FOR YOUR MOM ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT’S HER SPECIAL DAY, TOO.
- WHEN OPENING PRESENTS, NO ONE LIKES A GOOD GUESSER.
- SYMPATHY IS A CRUTCH, NEVER FAKE A LIMP.
- GIVE CREDIT. TAKE BLAME.
- SUCK IT UP EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
- NEVER BE THE LAST ONE IN THE POOL.
- DON’T STARE.
- ADDRESS EVERYONE THAT CARRIES A FIREARM PROFESSIONALLY.
- STAND UP TO BULLIES. YOU’LL ONLY HAVE TO DO IT ONCE.
- IF YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT, STOP TALKING.
- ADMIT IT WHEN YOU’RE WRONG.
- IF YOU OFFER TO HELP DON’T QUIT UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE.
- LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYE WHEN YOU THANK THEM.
- THANK THE BUS DRIVER.
- NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE AT THE DINNER TABLE.
- FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MISTAKES.
- KNOW AT LEAST ONE GOOD JOKE.
- DON’T BOO. EVEN THE REF IS SOMEBODY’S SON.
- KNOW HOW TO COOK ONE GOOD MEAL.
- LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT.
- BE COOL TO YOUNGER KIDS. REPUTATIONS ARE BUILT OVER A LIFETIME.
- IT’S OKAY TO GO TO THE MOVIES BY YOURSELF.
- DANCE WITH YOUR MOTHER/FATHER.
- DON’T LOSE YOUR COOL. ESPECIALLY AT WORK.
- ALWAYS THANK THE HOST.
- IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, ASK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
- KNOW THE SIZE OF YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND’S CLOTHES.
- THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A PLAIN T-SHIRT.
- BE A GOOD LISTENER. DON’T JUST WAIT FOR YOUR TURN TO TALK.
- KEEP YOUR WORD.
- IN COLLEGE, ALWAYS SIT IN THE FRONT. YOU’LL STAND OUT IMMEDIATELY.
- CARRY YOUR MOTHER’S BAGS. SHE CARRIED YOU FOR NINE MONTHS.
- BE PATIENT WITH AIRPORT SECURITY. THEY’RE JUST DOING THEIR JOBS.
- DON’T BE THE TALKER IN A MOVIE.
- THE OPPOSITE SEX LIKES PEOPLE WHO SHOWER.
- YOU ARE WHAT YOU DO, NOT WHAT YOU SAY.
- LEARN TO CHANGE A TIRE.
- BE KIND. EVERYONE HAS A HARD FIGHT AHEAD OF THEM.
- AN HOUR WITH GRANDPARENTS IS TIME WELL SPENT. ASK FOR ADVICE WHEN YOU NEED IT.
- DON’T LITTER.
- IF YOU HAVE A SISTER, GET TO KNOW HER BOYFRIEND. YOUR OPINION IS IMPORTANT.
- YOU WON’T ALWAYS BE THE STRONGEST OR THE FASTEST. BUT YOU CAN BE THE TOUGHEST.
- NEVER CALL SOMEONE BEFORE 9AM OR AFTER 9PM.
- BUY THE ORANGE PROPERTIES IN MONOPOLY.
- MAKE THE LITTLE THINGS COUNT.
- ALWAYS WEAR A BRA AT WORK.
- THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN LOOKING SULTRY AND SLUTTY. FIND IT.
- YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO NEED YOUR MOM.
- LADIES, IF YOU MAKE THE DECISION TO WEAR HEELS ON THE FIRST DATE, COMMIT TO KEEPING THEM ON AND KEEPING YOUR TRAP SHUT ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR FEET KILL.
- KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.
- YOUR DANCE MOVES MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST, BUT I PROMISE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF IS MORE FUN THEN SITTING ON THE BENCH ALONE.
- SMILE AT STRANGERS.
- MAKE GOALS.
- BEING OLD IS NOT DICTATED BY YOUR BEDTIME.
- IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT, PUNCH FIRST AND PUNCH HARD
jul 31 2013 ∞
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