- turn on water
- adjust water temperature several times
- climb in
- get wet
- (if hair does not need washing, proceed to step 10) get hair wet
- apply shampoo
- rinse shampoo out
- apply conditioner
- rinse conditioner out
- apricot scrub for face
- (optional) pore refining face wash
- sing/dance/play w/ water for several minutes
- apply soap w/ loofah
- rinse soap off
- (optional) hair removal procedures
- pumice my dirty feet
- all over rinse
- all over rinse again
- realize i'm wasting time and do one final all over rinse
- swirl hair that was placed on the wall and remove
- wash hands
- turn off water
jul 26 2006 ∞
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