• turn on water
  • adjust water temperature several times
  • climb in
  • get wet
  • (if hair does not need washing, proceed to step 10) get hair wet
  • apply shampoo
  • rinse shampoo out
  • apply conditioner
  • rinse conditioner out
  • apricot scrub for face
  • (optional) pore refining face wash
  • sing/dance/play w/ water for several minutes
  • apply soap w/ loofah
  • rinse soap off
  • (optional) hair removal procedures
  • pumice my dirty feet
  • all over rinse
  • all over rinse again
  • realize i'm wasting time and do one final all over rinse
  • swirl hair that was placed on the wall and remove
  • wash hands
  • turn off water
jul 26 2006 ∞
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