• i've taken up surfing
  • i've developed a super dark tan
  • i get to take naps in the afternoon
  • i go to lunch w/ old coworkers alot
  • i get paid for doing nothing! (unemployment checks are the best)
  • i dont use an alarm to wake up anymore
  • i get to watch Maury, Montel and Jerry Springer
  • i have more time to work out and i actually am
aug 1 2007 ∞
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