- i've taken up surfing
- i've developed a super dark tan
- i get to take naps in the afternoon
- i go to lunch w/ old coworkers alot
- i get paid for doing nothing! (unemployment checks are the best)
- i dont use an alarm to wake up anymore
- i get to watch Maury, Montel and Jerry Springer
- i have more time to work out and i actually am
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