- a light handed approach to regulation -Patrick Kane has soft hands. 34K/NC17
- a more perfect fall -Tazer has a son and Kaner is his son's kindergarten teacher. 26K/M
- a.i.n.y -Pat had forgotten to pack suppressants before their last trip and that meant he hadn’t taken his dose in two week. Which… wasn’t great. 13k/NC17
- bad intentions -“To stop the bonding,” Jonathan says. “What if I repudiate him? Will that work?”. 10K/NC17
- chelsea dagger -The wolf howls. 20K/NC17
- crossroad blues -In which the demon Patrick Kane gives Jonathan Toews everything he's ever wanted. 24K/M
- do it how you want it done -(very vaguely) grease-inspired high school au. 34K/M
- dynamical systems -There’s a note on the student boards advertising tutoring. 7K/M
- i don't know why i can't keep my eyes off of you -"Fuck you so hard," said Kaner, turning a blinding grin on him, and Jonny blinked and flashed back to that first time they met way back in World Juniors, when Kaner's smile was just as bright and just as douchey, and punched Jonny's gut just as fucking hard. -26K/NC17
- i got a love that keeps me waiting -Patrick Kane is keeping his baby. 163K/NC17
- if i took you home it'd be a home run -This is a story about true love overcoming the hugest (no, seriously, the hugest) of obstacles. 33K/NC17
- in the blood and in my bones -Johnny is a nanny. Patrick's a musician. 15K/NC17
- its a love story baby just say yes -Kaner tries to fuck his way out of love. That goes as well as you might imagine. 34K/NC17
- ive got a feeling i hope youre feeling it too -When Patrick met Jonny for the first time, it was because they'd both just been picked for the same hockey team. 14K/NC17
- je t'aime -Or that time Jonny turned into a stubborn, foul mouthed, French speaking two year old and made Kaner realize a lot of things. Mostly that he misses him when he's not around. 29K/M
- look around once in a while -Based off of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” but instead of girlfriends and daddy issues, there’s hockey and pining. And daddy issues. 11K/M
- love is a contact sport -And the tragic reality of Patrick's life is that even though they broke up over a year ago, he and Johnny still play beautiful hockey together. 109K/NC17
- make his brown eyes blue -Jonny's an FBI agent. Patrick's on the Most Wanted list. Occasionally they tie each other up and make out. 8K/PG13
- marry me a little -When NHL star Patrick Kane's off-ice antics finally get him into trouble for the last time, captain and best friend Jonathan Toews has one final trump card to keep him from being traded: marriage...to each other. 154K/NC17
- ninty-nine point three percent -The problem is, is that Patrick is 99.3% sure that Jonny knows all about his giant, embarrassing man-crush on him. 9K/M
- not a heart of gold -Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be. 14K/NC17
- not passive but aggressive -Patrick Kane is a shitty werewolf; Jonathan Toews loves him anyway. 13K/M
- put my key in your ignition -Patrick has gotten used to getting it exactly the way he wants, when he wants. Jonny's got something to say about that. 34K/NC17
- put your money where your mouth is -Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded. 9K/M
- show me off to the world -"Patrick," Jonny whispers furiously. "Did you take me to a gay bathhouse for our anniversary?". 17K/NC17
- sign it with your heart -Patrick loses a bet and is dared to plant an anonymous love letter into a random locker. It just so happens that the locker belongs to one Jonathan Toews, captain of the school hockey team. 9k/M
- so i let my walls come down, down -In which Jonathan Toews doesn't play hockey, but still has great hands, and Patrick Kane is wooed through food he can't pronounce. 17K/NC17
- the best possible versions of ourselves -Patrick’s sharpest memory of Jonny was a brown-eyed eight year old with dinosaur stamps on both his cheeks, kissing him goodbye on a cold November day beside the playground swings. 10K/M
- the feelings in the deep -Just the tip. 5K/NC17
- the minister and foreign affairs -Thanks, or no thanks, to the lockout, Jon becomes the most talked about politician in the country. 10K/PG13
- the reeducation of misters kane and toews -In which Kaner sort of has a kid, and Mr. Toews doesn't know which of them is the bigger brat. 15K/PG13
- til you make it -Even if Patrick were actually bi and dumb enough to fall for Jonny, it isn't going to get him anywhere.3K/NC17
- together in this place He is going to light it up this season. 12K/NC17
- tour de force -“Write what you know” was good enough advice for Jo March, so it’s good enough for Patrick Kane. 23K/NC17
- tug -Having Kaner in his head is like-- breathing, eating, sleeping. 6K/M
- tympani -Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also. 45K/NC17
- yet we will make him run -Kaner the English Lit major AU. 35K/NC17
- you are the best thing thats ever been mine -In which Jonny is embarrassing about his cat and Patrick is embarrassing about Jonny. 4K/G
- youre with a winner baby you cant lose -TAZER LOVS IT IN CHICAGO SHUTF YR STUPID FACE.9K/PG13
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