Reeeally old:

• This was when I was probably about ten, so I barely remember it. But I know that Julianna and I were in the living room at my Dad's house, and Ryan was coming down the stairs...with rollerblades on. Totally fell on his ass.
• One New Years at the Curl's, Conor and I were watching TV. He goes, "I wonder what it's like in the future," and gets up, turns the clock a couple hours forward, sits back down, and goes, "the future seems the same to me."
• "Veronica?" "Joe." "Vegetables?" "No." -At a New Years gathering at the Curl's.
• The smoothie incident, OBX circa 2007, when Caaaalsie and I were biking back from town and smoothie went everywhere & she tried to hand the smoothie to me but it was actually just a stranger. I don't even remember anything else that happened, but it was hysterical.
• At Warped Tour '08, I tell a guy I like his mustache (it curled up at the edges at everything!) and he started talking to me really fast in French.

Sophomore Year:

• At Astrea's house with Tasha, and we walk over to her neighbors at like 11PM to walk their dogs. We are talking in their kitchen afterwards, when suddenly the two dogs sprint over to the back of the house and start barking like crazy (but it's all glass, so we can't see outside, just our reflection). We ran sooo fast back to Astrea's it's not even funny.
• In Barnes & Noble with Mobey during sophomore year, in the sextion. A man in a cowboy hat comes over with a lady who works there, and she is helping him find a book about orgasms or something. We ran out of there, and laughed so hard that Mo spit his Swedish Fish all over the ground.
• Driving to an Owl City show with Danny and his dad, and a biker walks across the street right in front of our car. Danny's Dad, who totally despises bikers, goes: "I hate you. I WISH YOU WERE DEAD."
• After the very last exam, StephiAstreaEllieTasha came over, and we all put on tshirts and ran outside in the pouring rain slash huuge thunderstorm. One of the best moments (it was more like twenty minutes, but yeah.) of my life.
  • Astrea: "I got struck by lightning like 700 times but you guys didn't notice because I played it off like it wasn't happening."

Summer '09:

• Camp '09, Caity was talking about some Sioux girl that thought Caity wanted to shank her. Molly Zigo is walking out of the cabin and stops and goes, "Well you go and tell her you hope she lives forever."
• Camp '09, the night after a huuuge storm, we hear a really really loud crack behind our cabin, probably a tree falling. Molly Zigo SPRINTS out, and a minute later, comes back in and says, "I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't saving any of you guys."
• Warped Tour '09, where I had to pee so bad that I was crying and Kelsey's boyfriend (at the time) (who had been silent the entire car ride) pulls out a video of a waterfall on his iPhone. Rude.
• Warped Round 2, I'm walking around with my converse on, and one of them has rainbow on it. So a drunk guy gets really mad at my rainbow shoes, points to them and goes, "WHAAAT. THE FUUUUCK. IS THAAAAAAT?!?!". It was great.
• After Warped '09 Round 2, we were at a McDonalds and this totally drunk guy who worked there asked for our names to write down on the receipt. Instead of "Veronica" he wrote "Veronio", and he wrote "Cal" for Kelsey and asked how to spell the rest, so I go "sie". And that is how Kelsey became Calsie.
• Danny and I walking across the street during summer '09, weaving in between cars saying "nervous nervous nervous nervous".

Junior Year:

• Making random videos with Geneva, Jules, and Caroline, and Carolina holds up her shirt and goes "Coke...Coca Cola." Idk, it was hilarious.
• After an Owl City show, when Conor yelled "STOP!", ran to the trunk, came back in and said "Had to get my baguette".
• Trying to trap a cricket with Astrea!
  • I'll try and you try. We'll take turns trying.
  • We must have the Swiffer AT ALL TIMES.
  • Smushing the cricket under the rim of the trash can, then moving it a little because he's CLEARLY dead...he wasn't dead. So he jumped across the trash can, scaring the shit out of both of us.
• At the climbing team dinner after Regionals, when my teammates said that if you put salt on lemons it makes heat. So they put salt on lemons, waited a minute, and told me to put my hand over it, only to push my hand really hard into the lemons. Apparently, it's some sort of team innitiation. Sweet.
• Mrs. Walsh thinking that me & Justin are dating, and when we shared a watter bottle in Chem class David brough it up again at the end of class and she, while erasing the board, goes, "sharing water! sharing water!" while dancing and kinda singin' it too.
• Nate Ruess said that he hoped he would impregnate us with his songs. Then, in between two songs, a guy shouts "I'M PREGNANT!".
• Trying to put together a shopping cart with Nana. Basically doing it backwards.
• At the climbing gym, Jules was trying to teach me how to do handstands but never taught me how to get down from one. My arms literally collapsed, and I was totally eating it, with my legs still in the air, but I was laughing too hard to do anything about.
• When we were leaving the Chili Cookoff, some random drunk guy asked me if I was a hamburger hotdog.

Summer 2010:

• The night before our beach trip in Summer '10, Justin's boxers. I will not say any more.
• CK telling Katie that she is "actually pretty hot" when she pees. Awkward?
• On the way home from the beach when Mo was setting Justin's answering machine message: "I'llgetbacktoyouREALLYFASTbye."
• In the van during the Chicago trip, me licking Justin's weenis but it really just ended up being a total makeout sesh...Justin didn't notice.
• Mrs. Goodrich and her hilarious laughing noises while playing Mao over the Chicago trip.
• Chicago: Mrs. Goodrich tries to talk during one of our meetings but Ahmed (who is usually very quiet) raises his hand. Mr. Ponitch goes, "NO NO SHHHH SSHHHH! ...Ahmed!" in a shocked voice.
• Buying pudding for 80 people over the Chicago trip ('10) and figuring out how much we need; I ask what 90 divided by 6 is and Mr. Ternes says "I'll give a hint.. it rhymes with shmishmeen."
• OBX, Kelsey and I go over to the Griffith's down the street to get stuff that we left there on crab night and we take the car. I'm driving, even though I only have my permit, and we get everything we left. Mrs. Griffith then proceeds to realize that she owes our Dads beers, asks if we can bring them on our bikes, and we say sure. So now we are forced to drive back, with an illegal driver, with beers in the backseat for our dads. Sweeet.

Senior Year:

• Slumber Parties at Justin's house with everyone, we were eating pigs in a blanket and there was just a mini hot dog bun laying on the floor, and Justin says..."There's a cold pig out there somewhere!"
• Team ET's HP40 trip: Everybody constantly turtle tippin' each other on the way to each climb. And then our last man standing turtle tippin' competition on the last day, and tying Nicole and Will up in crash pads and having the brawl.
• Team ET's HP40 trip: Dinner on the first night, playing the "think of a song with this word in it" game: "Soft" "Dick." -Alex
• Team ET's HP40 trip: Alex: "Even when I say some really intriguing sentence or thought, all anybody ever hears out of it is 'dick'". Alec: "What'd you say about dick?"
• The entire game of Truth or Dare in February in Katie's empty house. Including people removing each other's belts with their mouths, pretending to be about to make out with each other, feeling each other up...oh, the list goes on.
• On the way to Governor Stable, Alex/Jules/Kenton and I were at Sheetz, and Jules put her water bottle on the counter not even realizing that she dropped it right into the trash can hole, and she had to reach her whole arm into the trash can to get it out!

Gap Year:

• RRG, Summer 2011: When the boys went out to the road to look at the river flooding and the southern man kept telling them "but ya'll can do whatever you want." in his extremely southern accent.
• A night at Kenton's house: Andrew's hilarity, shenanigans in the basement and trying to baptize Andrew by pouring water on him but it doesn't work for reasons.
• Walking through the rape tunnel in Bethesda on a September night with my shirt off because it didn't fit anyways, Morgan held it for me and none of the boys noticed because David was too busy writing a musical.
• Justin and Mobey at my house, Mo goes to the bathroom and Justin and I decide it would be hilarious to be in our underwear when he gets back, but then he comes back in his underwear, too. Then we stay in our underwear and even answer the door in our underwear when David comes over.
• Hotel Shenanigans before climbing comps, Fall 2011:
  • Danny using the couch as a blanket and then just laying in the folded up couch, then emerging and looking like he was being reborn.
  • Good bed vs. bad bed - Kenton not putting up with it and jumping all the way across the room to attack Jules on the other bed, and then they fall down on the floor off of that bed.
• HP40 Triple Crown 2011: Jules trying to adjust the sleeping mats in our tent but we can't get off of them since they're taking up the whole tent, so she is just scooting around ridiculously, causing one of the mats to just stick straight up, meanwhile our emergency blanket from Merlin is making SO much noise and it's like midnight.

Funny quotes from another note

• Daniel: Why did you throw up on the front porch?
  • Andrew: Well I didn't know there was a back porch.
• Mark: Veronica?
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Mark: Uhh...I don't know where to go from here...I didn't think I'd get this far in getting your attention.
• Me: (Says something mean to Roby)
  • Movie we're watching: You know, just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat everyone else like shit.
  • Roby: ...Yeah, what he said.
• Alice & I: Leave a woman space when she's cutting her squash! ...Nana back up, I'm cutting my squash.
• Alex: Oh no I can't reach the turn signal but I can't move my hand because I'm turning!
  • Me: You could put another hand on the wheel...but you would lose cool points
  • Ryan: But you would gain them back in safety points!
• Me: But the thing is the sperm has to go in like just the right place
  • (Ryan walks over)
  • Alice: UMMMM AND YOU EAT THE POTATO....
• (Everyone listing off Roby's nicknames for people) "Carter is Cuddlesworth...Ryan is Honey Bunches...Alex is sweetums..."
  • Jules: What's my nickname?
  • Alex: Bitch.
• "There's a cold pig out there somewhere!" -Justin, upon seeing the "pig" part of a pig-in-a-blanket laying on his basement floor.
• "I don't really get 'free time'. Like if I'm playing Madden...I'm not free, I'm playing Madden!" -Miles

All of the old ones I took from my Facebook quotes before I deleted it:

• "Well you go and tell her you hope she lives forever." -Molly Zigo, Rim Rock '09.
• "I wanted to be a Navy Seal. I did the whole two week training program and everything. But then one day, I learned...that I like to be comfortable." -Daniel
• Jules: You look ridiculous!
  • Connor: (Thinking she is talking to him) I haven't changed since you last saw me...
• "I think I found my soul mate. She lives in vancouver. I don’t know much about her, but she makes food and blogs about it. I figure…I like food. Soul mate." -Mario
• "This prom isn't over 'til a blender blends!" -Katie
• "Veronica as soon as we get to your house my pants are coming off. These pants are just so uncomfortable! I can’t even deal with them! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!" -Alice
• Alice's explanation on the 'accident report' when I hurt my ankle at practice: "Hideous girl, no taller than an oompa loompa, falls off lead arch..."
• Me: Soft.
  • Alex: Dick.
• Alex: Whenever I say something, even if it's this really great, intriguing sentence, all anybody hears from it is "dick".
  • Alec: What'd you say about dick?
• Me: What's 90 divided by 6?
  • Mr. Ternes: You figure it out! I'll give you a hint...it rhymes with shmishmeen.
• Dad: Pugs are kind of like rugby balls.
  • Me: I played rugby once. I scored a goal.
  • Dad: That's my point!
  • Me: No it's not....
• "The graph shits...I mean, shifts" -Mrs. Walsh
• (Whispered) "Lots of people have two milks" -Conor Curl
• "Word art that shit" -Astrea
• "Stack 'Em High, where the portions are so big you wish you weren't born" -Kelsey
• "I guess the whole potty training thing didn't work out because I went from diapers to frisbees" -Calsie
• "It is so wierd how dicks are literally meant to go in vaginas. Whose bright idea was that?" -Shayna
• "You think that's bad?! JOHN MCCAIN WAS IN A PRISON CAMP FOR FIVE YEARS" -Everybody/OBX '08
• Abby Brodsky: Veronica.....?!
  • Me: TWENTY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!