- don't grow old.
- don't pick your zits.
- don't have drunk sex. if you do, use a condom.
- wear sunscreen!
- wear sunglasses with UV protection. (this one is from your grandfather, who wishes he had done so.)
- don't read beauty magazines, they'll make you feel ugly.
- always eat protein with your carbs. (from uncle steve)
- when people start to break things at a party you are attending, it is time to leave. (from jake)
- learn to parallel park really well, and learn to reverse the car using only your rear view side mirrors. (from aurelia)
- go to college! (-mom)
- this is really from your aunt terry as she is the one that said it: drink the champagne, burn the candles, in other words, dont save things up for a special day, make today special.
- make every summer count -- they go by so quickly. (with a little added hint -- they do last longer in california, really!)
- never tell your elders you thought their advice was funny. they might not have meant it that way. :)
aug 11 2010 ∞
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