dont follow if

• under 18
• lolicon/shotacon/incest shipper i'm stealing something out of your house
• anti-woke mind virus im lgbtqxyzabc and nonwhite and libby liberal in liberal california

before you follow

• im often sarcastic, and i will avoid tone indicators for the sake of confusing people. don't take anything i say seriously. i also make NSFW jokes and will be gross about it
• my block list on X - The Everything App is over 280k users because i hate everyone that has a different opinion from me. if i blocked you it is absolutely personal i remember all 280k people i block i have a spreadsheet with every slight someone has made against me.
  • 20 dollar unblock fee

extra

• i can be mean, it's always jokingly. please let me know if i go too far or if you're uncomfortable with me because i never have malicious intent with the things i post LOL
• DMs are always okay i like talking to people and when people send me things that remind me of them
  • if i ever get randomly distant or avoidant more than normal, you didn't do anything wrong i just struggle to make friends. i will not change my behavior because i dont care to become a better person for people that haven't known me for at least 5 years