- "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." Mark Twain
- "One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers." Gwendolyn Brooks
- "Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger." Eleanora Walker
- "I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." George Carlin
- "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead." Aldous Huxley
- "I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." Will Rogers
- "The law is what we live with. Justice is sometimes harder to achieve." Sherlock Holmes
- "The smallest feline is a masterpiece." DaVinci
- "Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it." Tallulah Bankhead
- "I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird." Frank Zappa
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