• a flower called "taehyung"
    • Jeongguk doesn’t look anything close to the type to work in a flower shop, and he still feels a little awkward from the odd looks he gets when he does deliveries.
  • are you a library book? ('cause i'm checking you out)
    • In Jeongguk's experience, sometimes you just gotta crack a book.
  • armani can't compare to you
    • Jungkook's a rich playboy and Taehyung's his secretary. He wants to get into Taehyung's pants, but Taehyung's no easy lay.
  • a rose by any other name
    • Roses are red, violets are blue, Kim Taehyung is cute, Jeon Jeongguk is screwed.
  • baby, you melt my popsicle
    • Step-by-step guide on how to get that cute lifeguard's attention, by Kim Taehyung.
  • beautiful
    • Taehyung loves tattoos and flowers. Jungkook loves Taehyung. Jungkook is questioned on why he loves Taehyung.
  • been there all night
    • The lawyer AU where Taehyung gets jealous and becomes a petty bitch.
  • bless you, baby jesus
    • In which Jeongguk's friends are absolute dickhead's and they force Jeongguk to go to a sex shop where a certain purple-haired cutie works.
  • did someone order a knuckle sandwich?
    • Taehyung never thought he'd be threatened by another man's sandwich-making skills, but Jeongguk proves him wrong.
  • flower boy
    • Jungkook is working a summer job at a graveyard and one day finds poor little Taehyung.
  • fumblin' newbie
    • Jeongguk has never dated before, and Hoseok, Resident Matchmaker in the office, won't let up with the questions.
  • hey you're cute (can i take you to starbucks please)
    • All Jeongguk wanted to do was to work at the library, do his damn job and get out. And then he met Kim Taehyung. Who was studying French. And also singing turn down for what. In the damn library.
  • i'd give you some violets, but they withered
    • It’s no secret Taehyung loves flowers. Jeongguk hates sunlight.
  • if you (could kindly not)
    • "I'm at museum and took a selfie out of boredom, you popped out of nowhere and said no taking pictures of the artwork au"
  • i know you know
    • Fuck it. He’s here, he doesn’t have to pay for it, and it’s meant to feel good. There is no foreseeable downside apart from potentially embarrassing himself so badly he’ll be replaying the incident in his head for at least a year. Minimum. It’s all good, he reassures himself, patting his thighs in a little penguin-esque preparatory dance. Nothing to be ashamed of. This is supposed to help him.
  • i'm spun (hit me up)
    • Taehyung isn't one for letting random people wash his car for him. Unless said person is Jeongguk, then okay, maybe Taehyung can bend his own rules a bit.
  • i'm the guy who reads your e-mail and… i think i love you
    • Jungkook is a computer worker in charge of reading other people’s e-mails and Taehyung and Jimin send each other the most hilarious things. Jungkook should’ve said something, warn them or so, but he likes them both a lot, especially Taehyung.
  • kissing you feels like suffocation (kissing you feels like home)
    • Jeongguk's lost and Taehyung's keen on helping him find his way, one glass of chocolate milk at a time.
  • let's love talk
    • Taehyung has always hated holiday parties, especially if his boss is trying to set him up with her son. And especially if said son is the guy he has been exchanging dick pics with for the past few months.
  • like clockwork
    • The man, Chimchim – or Jimin as his mother once named him, slides onto an empty stool at the far end of the bar. It’s become his spot, where he’ll watch the magic happen from the late afternoon until past midnight. He finds it hard to look away.
  • matchmaker jimin
    • Jimin likes to pair Taehyung up with every stranger that happens to pass by. Taehyung just wants it to stop, is that really too much to ask?
  • misspelled every word perfectly
    • "you work in a dvd rental store and you’re so so so cute and i finally mustered up the courage to go in and say hi, so i was browsing around without really looking at the dvds and you came up behind me and asked me if i was getting something so i hurriedly grabbed 2 dvds beside me and handed them to you anD OH YM GOD THEY’RE PORNOS au"
  • our lonely lunar views
    • A story about two boys who love the stars more than they love themselves.
  • soap battles and dirty kitchens
    • Who knew Kim Taehyung had a small crush on his dishwashing colleague Jeon Jeongguk.
  • soppressata
    • Kim Taehyung used to be cursed. Sentenced to a life of horrible dates and nights alone. Now, it seemed to have been lifted by a young chef and his philosophy that powdered sugar could fix anything.
  • so tell me what you want (what you really really want)
    • Jungkook doesn't expect to end up on the lap of the cute department store Santa.
  • swimming lessons
    • Taehyung is bored, so he decides to try and learn how to swim. Jungkook is a lifeguard, and thinks Taehyung is cute.
  • taste on my tongue
    • Life as a cashier, Jeongguk thinks, is charmingly boring. That is, until a certain Kim Taehyung appears with one purpose: to try out every single flavour of lube and make Jeongguk lose his mind in the process.
  • the one where the stripper called in sick
    • Jimins life was a series of unfortunate events, piling up in his tracks as he hiked through the dangerous wasteland that was his miserable reality.
  • you and me are the difference (between real love and the love on tv)
    • "O-oh my God! No, me! My name is Jungkook too! Like the turtle!"
  • you're my type
    • In which Taehyung has a crush on the lifeguard of the local pool, and his thirst cannot be contained.
apr 22 2017 ∞
nov 4 2019 +