• Throwing raw eggs on the carpet
  • Using mom's lipstick to draw smiley-faces on the carpet
  • Me and my friend playing cookie dough-tabletennins in the kitchen
  • Being a compulsive liar
  • Throwing all my toys out the window, just to see how far they went
  • Throwing myself out the window, (and eventually spraining my arm), just to see how far I could jump
  • Leaving a tennnis racket on my big sister's face, who was sleeping while getting a tan (later that day, I had a chequered-faced, raging bull for a sister).
  • Locking my aunt out of her house, so that she had to break a window with a shovel to get in
  • Underage drinking and stealing a bottle of Jack Daniel's at the age of 13
mar 11 2010 ∞
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