• Studley Do-Right
  • (Hot guy on a bike trail whom Uncle Tom nicknamed for us)
• Slacker Hottie
  • (Asian guy skateboarding with his shirt unbuttoned while wearing an awesome hat)
• Friendly Life God
  • (Very nice--and attractive--Life guard running the water slides at Six Flags)
• Quality Beach Dude
  • (Blonde beach babe wearing a yellow bathing suit in the lazy river)
• Studly Do-Ski (blue snow pants guy)
  • (Ridiculously hot guy on the ski lift who we tried to guess the age of)

PG POOL LIFEGUARDS

• Life guard
  • (Our favorite life guard at the pool. He's ginger and adorable.)
• Hot life guard/Life guard with the abs
  • (Another life guard at the pool. I think the name explains it all.)
• THAT Life guard
  • (The ageless life guard who we've been lusting over for years but never had the courage to talk to)
• Australian Lifeguard
  • (He's not actually Australian, but we can dream)
• Liam Hemsworth/Smile Lifegurad/The one with ugly hair
  • (Absolutely adorable lifeguard who's hair is dyed a little too blonde but has a perfect smile and strangely resembles a certain actor)