not in chronological order sorry lucas :(

• "Basically, I have found the perfect friend"
• "they're not sharp as in /sharp/ but sharp as in they feel real? lmao idk what i'm saying BASICALLY THEY'RE NOT SOFT"
• "i can't spell length" "me neither and i cant spell fish but i just did so that's ok" "dun dun dun"
• "omg lucas i’ve just been randomly blurting out that i’m going to marry taeyeon to people at school because i’ve been having uncontrollable taeyeon feelings :(((( i even asked a girl if she’d come to our wedding LOLOL"
• "when i switch accounts quickly i feel like hannah montana is that weird"
• "mirotae asked you: 'annyeonggg my name is maknae and i'm the seohyun of snsd'" not really a quote but i'm adding it so yh hur hur
• "I used minimum punctuation for a kawaii effect"
• "i know this weird person called yasmin.. she's always sending me asks and talking to me on skype. she is so weird omgur ;\\\\\\"
• "a taeyeon is not just for christmas, it's for life"
• "omg??? >ㅅ< cats? norris? unnie loves♥♥♥♥"
• "idk i think my cat loves you or something."
• "me and yasmin are o'hana"
• "i guess me and @_mirotae cook as badly as jessica"
• "WE'RE ONE"
• "THERE ARE NO EMOTICONS FOR THE FACES I PULL SOBS"
• "i kinda made you out as a murderer" "But I couldn't go because I was like dead" "good old lucas"
• "imagines norris dancing to oh in the shop"
• "i really want to burn my chemistry book" "and my chem teacher too lollol" "that would be murder, yasmin"
• "................................are you using a drill or something"
• "wow am i expanding jesus into an snsd church or something"
• "OR SHOULD I CALL YOU YASMIN EINSTEIN"
• "you're so cute sometimes i swear omg"
• "OMG YOU'RE REALLY SOMETHING"
• "maybe we're like those friends where if you're friends for long enough you get your period or w/e happens at the same time!!!!"