• a tale of selcas

sunshinemin: YALL sunshinemin: I'VE BEEN EXPOSED sunshinemin: I'VE BEEN FUCKING EXPOSED sunshinemin: PLS THROW ME IN THE PITTS OF HELL

TaeTaeflower: tell me u did not like an old pic of Yoongi-hyung

sunshinemin: …

In which Jimin is head over heels for underground rapper Min Yoongi, Instagram is the enemy and Jungkook thinks he's straight.sunshinemin: YALL sunshinemin: I'VE BEEN EXPOSED sunshinemin: I'VE BEEN FUCKING EXPOSED sunshinemin: PLS THROW ME IN THE PITTS OF HELL

TaeTaeflower: tell me u did not like an old pic of Yoongi-hyung

sunshinemin: …

In which Jimin is head over heels for underground rapper Min Yoongi, Instagram is the enemy and Jungkook thinks he's straight.

• accidents happen (sometimes more than should be allowed)

~ddochi~ v v v v omg reply tae please this is so important

t h e r e c r u i t um

~ddochi~ ohh thank fuck okay so basically the doctor said it's nothing to worry about bUT I REALLY THINK IT IS like it's crazy big and there's like a rash around it now??

t h e r e c r u i t wait

~ddochi~ ok wait a sec i'll just send you pictures there you see what i mean???

t h e r e c r u i t UM.

Or: jimin gets a new phone. puts in the wrong contact number. sends a picture of his butt to a stranger. stranger is not sure how to feel about this.

• black cat

"Jimin, they’re your soulmate. They’ll love you regardless. They’re not going to care about your Min Yoongi obsession. I promise.”

(AU in which the last of you turns eighteen and you switch bodies with your soulmate until you find them again)

• cocoa puffs

Somewhere between fake basketball matches and even faker marriages, Park Jimin learns that camp is for fun, and summer is for butterflies.

• he brings the sun (to its knees)

d-boy: i just met the cutest fuckin guy princess jin: and ??? joonie: how is this… an issue… d-boy: and i knocked him to the floor d-boy: and swore at him d-boy: plus d-boy: im p sure he was on his way home after dicking someone down so d-boy: he’s probably taken

alternatively: college au where jimin is yoongi’s next-door-neighbour’s fuck-buddy, and yoongi can’t keep his eyes (or his hands) to himself.

• out of my system

Yoongi likes one night stands and he understands how they work. What he doesn’t understand, however, is how he ended up in bed with a probably-not-legal kid crying in his arms about his broken heart, because he’s pretty sure (and correct him if he’s wrong) that a babysitting job was not what he was looking for when he went to the opening of his friend’s new club.

• running in place

it's funny, you think anything is possible when you're a kid. -tomorrow, BTS

for the prompt “suga is a rapper and jimin is a painter. suga stops by the art studio and before jimin knows it, he’s his new muse.”

• the 100-day love challenge

For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him.

Let's get this shit started.

• the pink envelope

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to a prompt I received on tumblr "Oh shit, sorry I got the wrong locker" When Jimin is sending love letters to his crush via locker but fails because it is Yoongi's locker.

au where 6 of them are highschool students (Jin has already graduated)... and Jungkook is also in highschool with the rest of them (please don't ask me why I just want him to be there hahahaha)