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Unknown [Picture sent] wait wait a second i f*cked up wrong number I F*CKED UP HOW 2 UNSEND SH*T
Yoongi okay, one: why are you sending dick pics to someone you don’t already have in your contacts two: why the fuck do you put an asterisk in your curse words and three: you kind of have a nice dick so thanks for sharing??
Yoongi wakes up in a hospital surrounded by people he is told are his friends. He remembers very little of the past six years of his life. He remembers even less about Jung Hoseok, a man he is told he loved; a man he is told died in his arms.
Highschool!AU. January and February come cold and burring, but Yoongi only knows the de novo warmth of March.
Evening shift at a convenience store. Night shift at a bar. Construction work when there is an opening.
Hoseok's newest part-time job? Babysitting the out-of-control, unreadable, defiant son of the richest man in Korea. Hopefully, the hefty paycheck is worth the effort.
Anxiety was a fickle, harsh thing, and it had hit Hoseok like a ton of bricks half a year ago. There wasn’t even a reason for it. That was the worst part. He couldn’t blame it on anything. It just existed.
He could see how he was only a small glimmer of the bright light he used to be. Trouble was, he had no idea how to turn that light back on.
It's the accent that caught Yoongi's attention, that rough Gwangju sound that raises goosebumps on his arms. It's funny though, he thinks, that with such an intense sound, the words the rapper is spitting are vaguely... hopeful. All about the music and hip hop and life, nothing negative, no sign of the jadedness that so often captures the minds of underground rappers and consumes them. He doesn't just move across the stage, he glides, dancing, actually dancing, as he finishes up the rhyme. It's definitely not the type of thing Yoongi sees in this place very often- someone who hasn't been crushed under the weight of the struggle to just get noticed. He isn't sure if he's jealous or just hates the kid.
It's not entirely Hoseok's fault that he's skipped four reincarnation cycles so if Yoongi would please, please, please just take him back already then that'd be fantastic, thanks. (See also: Reincarnation/Soulmates and Bakery AU where Yoongi bakes and Hoseok stuffs his face with an absurd amount of cookies.)
"I made a horrible impression in the airport and thought I’d never have to see you again, but I just found out you’re in the seat next to me for the entire flight” AU.
Yoongi is a wolf and Hoseok is a lamb trying to run away from home.
(Or: Hoseok is heir to a multi-billion company and Yoongi is the bartender he falls in love with.)
it's only been a month, but yoongi's already well past the point of recovery.
He and Yoongi-
-exchange small smiles, hold hands, grab each other during scary movies, share the same slice of pizza, fall asleep in each other’s laps, think about kissing sometimes-
They do a lot of things.
Hoseok clicked the link in the DM by accident. He didn’t mean to read it, to keep reading it, to let it colour his interactions with Yoongi but--how could he not?
Yoongi didn’t mean to start writing it, didn’t mean for it to get so much attention. But at 80,000 hits his worst nightmare had come true in the form of a DM: Author-nim, I sent Hobi the link to your fics!
Convinced that Hoseok is a) straight and b) not the kind of guy to check his DMs, he left it up. However, he can’t help but notice the way that Hoseok’s gaze lingers on him longer these days, the way he smiles wider, lets a hand casually fall over his.
Or the fic where a fan sends Hobi the link to a Yoonseok fic, Hobi gets hooked, and Yoongi is the fandom’s most famous Yoonseok author.
Yoongi couldn't believe he was missing boiled-pork day for this.
Or the one where Hoseok blackmails Yoongi into teaching him how to get his crush to like him.
And Yoongi chased after Hoseok, even if Hoseok never chased him back, because Yoongi said he wanted the sun, and that much he knew he wanted.
Hoseok and Yoongi are childhood friends who have always found comfort in one another. Soon Yoongi's past, and Hoseok's present causes conflict for the pair.
There's that unanswerable question of whether it's sex before love, or love before sex. For them, the answer was marriage before love.
It starts with Hoseok being up to his neck in debts; it ends with him being in over his head in love. It starts with Yoongi thinking he could be so self-reliant as to never need something as fickle as love or a partner; adoption agencies disagree, forcing him to resort to getting married in order to have the child.
Fed-up with relationship-failures and being the financial manager he is, Yoongi devises a plan. His foolproof plan leaves out one crucial variable: the possibility of helplessly falling for Hoseok.
College AU - Hoseok's roommate keeps drawing dicks on his face, and Yoongi is the only guy on the hall with makeup wipes and foundation. Hoseok is the cute lab partner that Yoongi has had a crush on all semester. Makeup doesn't usually feel this intimate, does it?
Basically: Yoongi touches Hoseok's face a lot, and Hoseok starts to like it.
“Fuck off, fag.”
This time, Hoseok was prepared for it, but it didn’t change the fact that it hurt especially when it came from Yoongi, someone he had trusted his secrets with.
“Tell you what. If you don’t take your medication, this fag will kiss you until you do. How about that?”
Yoongi bared his teeth.
“You’re not man enough to try that, Hoseok. Don’t make me laugh.”
“I’ll kiss you with tongue.”
Hoseok shook the bottle of pills in front of Yoongi again, and was not at all surprised when Yoongi smacked it out of his hand, sending the bottle flying across the room, rolling under Seokjin’s bed.
He remembers taking a deep breath, because he had been trembling with frustration, grabbed Yoongi by the neck, thumbs pressed hard into that stubborn jaw, and kissed him, really, really hard.
With tongue.
the "you need a plus-one for your sister's wedding so i'm going as a favor but there's been a misunderstanding and now your whole family thinks we're dating" au
yoongi will knock on the door of hoseok's shitty studio apartment at 1am with two thirds of a bottle of jack and half a pack of cigarettes, because hoseok is never asleep and yoongi doesn't like being alone.
Namjoon convinced Yoongi to work at a summer camp, so here he is with a nosy roommate that stirs up trouble and a cute events coordinator that catches his eye.
Yoongi: you know, watching gay porn isn't the best way to find out if you're gay or not. Hoseok: who said I was- Yoongi: your earphones are unplugged. Hoseok: ... Hoseok: fuCK
Hoseok is lonely on new years, and Yoongi comes to visit him.
When you meet your soulmate, their name is burnt onto your wrist. Some people can see their soulmate in their dreams, some already have their soulmate's name written lightly on their wrist, others can look at their reflection and see how far away their soulmate is.
Yoongi tries his best not to go to sleep.
Yoongi supposes that throwing up on someone isn't a very attractive way of making a first impression.
(Or: Yoongi is an uninspired producer and Hoseok, well, Hoseok is something between a dream and a miracle.)
Hoseok works at a bakery and Yoongi is 1/3 of the country's biggest band.
Or: the one where they fall in love at a bakery and Yoongi ends up writing a song about it.
Hoseok is in love and doesn’t know how to deal with it.
joonie: three hours is nothing, remember when yoongi hyung wasnt here for 6 days straight
seokseok: those were the dark ages pls don’t remind me :/
taehyungie: aw hobi hyung did u miss yoongo
seokseok: i always miss yoongo :/:/ he’s never around
taehyungie: @myg look wtf u doin to ur man over here
Hoseok gets invited to his high school reunion. Yoongi isn't half as bad as people think. And Namjoon is a little shit, but that's nothing new.
aug 7 2017 +