listography: observations (if I were...)

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I like a lot of things
and I dislike a lot of things.
I find that list making is very therapeutic
But only when it's completely anonymous
I listen to obscure music
& that's about it.

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observations (if I were...)

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be the time right before the sun sets. Or 2 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal!
If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a futon.
If I were a liquid, I’d be diet coke with lime, classic with a twist.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a pearl. Classic but elegant.
If I were a tree, I’d be a joshua tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hoe :P
If I were a flower, I’d be a lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day with a nice breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the triangle.
If I were a color, I’d be chartreuse.
If I were an emotion, I’d be the comfort you feel when you hug someone close you haven't seen in along time.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a granny smith apple [of course]
If I were a sound, I’d be those cute little noises squirrels make as they run around all throughout campus.
If I were an element, I’d be Potassium.
If I were a car, I’d be a black bmer
If I were a food, I’d be penne alla vodka.
If I were a place, I’d be the beach at night.
If I were a material, I'd be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be sour.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of honeysuckle.
If I were an object, I’d be a star.
If I were a body part, I’d be a freckle.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a laughing smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Listen to the Math - Tokyo Police.
If I were a pair of shoes, your favorite pair of flats with quirky print.

feb 25 2010 ∞
mar 2 2011 +