This list will be an ongoing effort as more people annoy or piss me off.

• Megan Fox- She's a dead eyed robot who ruins every movie she's in
• Angelina Jolie- How she managed to wreck a marriage and still come out if looking like a saint baffles me
• Donald Trump- I'd punch him so hard his pompadour would deflate
• People famous for having tons of babies- Congrats, you successfully had sex and reproduced. Instead of stopping at one or two like a normal person you spawned a litter like an animal, but I don't see a lot of cats getting reality show contracts. Why is this so interesting to people?
• Lady Gaga- Quit with the effin' voice overs in stupid accents at the beginning of all your songs. If it doesn't matter if it's about capital HIM then why the hell are you talking about it?
• Rebecca Black- Nothing personal, sweetie. I just hate your ear raping, soul crushing song
• Twilight fan girls- Grown women who literally swoon over a poorly written book give me blinding rage attacks
• Rude drivers- It makes me wish that movies were real and there really is some homicidal maniac who will give them their comeuppance in the form of being stabbed repeatedly
• Kristin Stewart- Is homegirl incapable of closing her mouth or what?
• Katie Holmes- She looks like she's got a fish hook caught in her mouth and yet people want me to believe she's attractive? Like 1/2 of the most beautiful couple if the media are to believed when they go on about her kid
• Suri Cruise- You might say, "Wren she has the personality of lukewarm pudding, how can she possibly deserve a boot to the head?" Fair enough question, but she has it coming. See her prancing around in high heels? SHE IS 3 YEARS OLD. Imagine the attitude he's going to be throwing around when she's 23. A good punch now will help head off some of that drama