As some of you might know I've been attempting to write erotica. You probably also know that I am, in fact, a total boner assassin. So this is my list of words I've refrained from using for genitals even when the temptation was strong (which it always is)

• Badger hole
• Junk
• Wiener
• Boner
• Fun bags
• Skag hole (ah, Borderlands, how I miss you)
• "I'm going to tear up your skag pile" (more a phrase for sex actually. Also based on marathon Borderlands play)
• Wang
• Meat curtains
• Man business
• Quivering member