Taylor Swift

because...

• Bragging rights
• I can convince her to use her power and status in music to promote the environment
• I can hang out with all of Taylor's friends at all of Taylor's house
• I can have a music career or producing career if I wanted
• I can see if she's actually in the illuminati
• I could meet Lorde
• I could pet Taylor's cat
• She can set me up with guys and I can marry rich
• She can teach me how to write songs
• She has money
• She's probably the cleanest celebrity so we can stay away from drugs forever!
• We'll get in some fight and she can write a song about me but then we'll make up and be best friends and we'll write a song together about our friendship