- Breathe in a paper bag
- Dispose of every sharp objects in your house (why yes, it is perfectly ok to cut bread with your teeth)
- Cleaner's(clothes bags) are NOT body bags, don't you hide in there.Besides there's holes for breathing.
- If you live on the first floor, the fall won't kill you so it ain't worth it.
- Russian Roulette takes too much time and with your luck...even more.. don't try it
- NO, you CANNOT smother yourself. It is physically impossible.
- You cannot hang yourself from the ceiling. The wall is so thin it will collapse. Bet you wish you hadn't gained that extra 20 pounds now, right?
- A marathon of Askars movies is acceptable now as well as buckets of icecream
- If you ever wanted to get rid of old stuff and couldn't due to nostalgia, now is the time to step on them and throw them against the walls. After you are done there won't be much to keep anyways...
- Yes you may listen to Country music now or even that sappy cd you hide underneath your mattress
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