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  • Breathe in a paper bag
  • Dispose of every sharp objects in your house (why yes, it is perfectly ok to cut bread with your teeth)
  • Cleaner's(clothes bags) are NOT body bags, don't you hide in there.Besides there's holes for breathing.
  • If you live on the first floor, the fall won't kill you so it ain't worth it.
  • Russian Roulette takes too much time and with your luck...even more.. don't try it
  • NO, you CANNOT smother yourself. It is physically impossible.
  • You cannot hang yourself from the ceiling. The wall is so thin it will collapse. Bet you wish you hadn't gained that extra 20 pounds now, right?
  • A marathon of Askars movies is acceptable now as well as buckets of icecream
  • If you ever wanted to get rid of old stuf...
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sep 8 2009 ∞
sep 8 2009 +
  • Gather all trash and take them out
  • Look in the fridge and dispose of whatever smells funny *g*
  • also dispose of whatever your mom doesnt consider healthy food
  • water the plants
  • make the beds
  • tidy up the rooms (put everything incriminating in sight-> in the closet
  • Wash the dishes/mop the floor
  • put all mail in one place(as in pick it up from the floor or the mailbox)lol
  • don't forget to write them a cute note- it makes the heart grow fonder or in that case more lenient! lol
  • also: empty bucket after you mop the floors
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sep 1 2009 ∞
sep 1 2009 +
  • England/London
  • Sweden/Stockholm
  • Australia/Brisbane (The Butterfly Effect ftw) lol
  • Belgium
  • Netherlands
  • Italy/Rome (<3)
  • More Greek Islands
  • Iceland..must be pretty
  • Wales and Scotland
  • France/Eurodisneyland
  • Harper's Island lol
  • Washington/White House
  • Santa Claus's home lol
  • Spain&Ibiza
  • Malta
  • Fiji Islands
aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • Supernatural
  • Heroes
  • Gossip Girl
  • Fringe
  • Bones
  • House
  • Grey's Anatomy
  • Legend Of The Seeker
  • Criminal Minds
  • Lie to Me
  • Leverage
  • Sons Of anarchy
  • OTH
  • Skins/Greek if more
  • Dark Blue
  • The office
  • How I Met your Mother
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • The Vampire diaries
  • True Blood (if only it aired in the Fall too) lol
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aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • Pasta
  • Pizza
  • Mousaka
  • Pastitchio
  • Rice with Chicken and lemon sauce with oregano
  • Sausages and Peppers in Tomato sauce
  • Crepes of any kind
  • Omelets
  • Souffle with potatoes and cheese/bacon in the oven
  • Souffle with pasta and cheese/bacon/peppers in the oven
  • Steaks with potatoes
  • Pork steaks in the casserole with lemon/oregano sauce
  • Bean Soup with peppers and herbs
  • French Beans
  • Okra with Chicken in red sauce
aug 28 2009 ∞
aug 28 2009 +
  • The Butterfly Effect / Australia
  • Linkin Park
  • MUSE
  • Red
  • Breaking Benjamin
  • Three
  • The Classic Crime
  • Him
  • I Am Ghost
  • Evanescence
  • Evans Blue
  • The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
  • Seether
  • Within Temptation
  • Lacuna Coil
  • Paradise Lost
  • Ra
  • Cold
  • Emery
  • Taproot
  • Smile Empty Soul
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aug 22 2009 ∞
aug 22 2009 +
  • Don't buy snacks at work - take food from home
  • Less Ice-cream (yeah, right) lol
  • No chips
  • Not buying cds for 3 months (withdrawal symptom):(
  • No new shoes for you :(
  • Manicures/pedicures once a month not once a forthnight...or ever :(
  • Do not Buy new make-up if you are bored with it, only if it's finished o_0
  • no new jewelry for a while
  • ...?
aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • Spanish
  • Swedish *g*
  • German
  • Russian
  • Portuguese
  • Norwegian
  • Dutch
  • Chinese
  • Japanese
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aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • Bloodwork
  • General Check-up
  • Dentist - cleaning
  • Eye-doctor for laser surgery
  • Ear/throat doctor
  • Gynecologist (pap-test)
  • Dietician for a new diet
  • Skin Doctor - still pimples? o_0 (I'm almost 30 fgs)
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aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • I wish I had the patience to keep a garden
  • I wish I didn't forget to water my mom's flowers and plants all the time!
  • I wish I knew how to plant something
aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • If she is yelling, turn her into "mute-mode" in your mind
  • Watch her lips move and imagine she is singing or telling you I love you
  • Do NOT smile while picturing this because if you do, her "volume" will increase
  • It helps to hang your head in shame and nod occassionaly
  • Avoid looking at her in the eyes, you might smile/laugh (see above for info)
  • If she also accuses somebody else in the family be quick to nod in agreement and offer to call them for her *g*
  • You may sigh every 2 and a half minutes..it's been timed...
  • Faking a cough-fit also seems to help.
  • Make teary eyes and offer to hug
  • Offer to take out the trash/do the dishes for a week. (certain sacrifices have to be made)
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sep 1 2009 ∞
sep 1 2009 +
  • City of Glass - Cassandra Clare
  • From Dead To Worse - Charlaine Harris
  • Dean And Gone- Charlaine Harris
  • A Touch Of Dead - Charlaine Harris
  • Pride And Prejudice And Zombies - [Seth Grahame-Smith]
  • The Vampire Diaries: The Return: Nightfall -L.J. Smith
  • The Vampire Diaries: The Return: Shadow Souls - L.J. Smith
  • Undone - Karin Slaughter
  • Blindsighted - Karin Slaughter
  • A Faint Cold Fear - Karin Slaughter
  • Indelible - Karin Slaughter
  • Losing You - Nicci French
  • The memory Game - Nicci French
  • What To Do When Someone Dies - Nicci French
  • The Safe House - Nicci French
  • Killing ME Softly - Nicci French
  • Road Trip Of The Living Dead - Mark Henry...
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aug 28 2009 ∞
aug 28 2009 +
  • Forensic Psychologist
  • Profiler
  • PR Manager
  • Music/Concert Even Manager
  • Psychoanalyst/Therapist
  • Human Resources Manager
  • Production/HR Manager
  • Diplomat hahahaha
  • Singer/Performer (not solo)
  • Actress
  • Film-maker
  • Lyrics Writer
aug 30 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • Bodysnatchers (Abel Ferrara) 1994
  • The Magnificent Ambersons (2002) with Madeleine Stowe and Johnathan Rhys-Meyers
  • The Innocent (Isabella Rosselini, Antony Hopkins)
  • The Proposition (Madeleine Stowe, Kenneth Braghna, Wiliam Hurt)
  • Below Utopia (Alyssa Milano)
  • Silent Fall (Liv Tyler)
  • Laws Of Deception
aug 28 2009 ∞
aug 28 2009 +
  • Dead Last 2001
  • The Others
  • Party Of five
  • Poltergeist The Legacy (all seasons apart s1)
  • Largo Winch
  • NY Undercover
  • Model's Inc.
  • Baywatch
  • Silk Stalkings
aug 28 2009 ∞
aug 28 2009 +
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