- If she is yelling, turn her into "mute-mode" in your mind
- Watch her lips move and imagine she is singing or telling you I love you
- Do NOT smile while picturing this because if you do, her "volume" will increase
- It helps to hang your head in shame and nod occassionaly
- Avoid looking at her in the eyes, you might smile/laugh (see above for info)
- If she also accuses somebody else in the family be quick to nod in agreement and offer to call them for her *g*
- You may sigh every 2 and a half minutes..it's been timed...
- Faking a cough-fit also seems to help.
- Make teary eyes and offer to hug
- Offer to take out the trash/do the dishes for a week. (certain sacrifices have to be made)
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