--- 3.08

• Rory: I've never heard you singing before. - Richard Gilmore: Well, I am no Perry Como, but my shower hasn't kicked me out yet.
• Rory: Will you talk to him? - Lorelai: At least I'll match him grunt for grunt.
• Jess (acknowledging a hard-on): If anything else happens between us, at least we know that part works.

--- 3.10

• Emily Gilmore: If I pass out... - Lorelai: I'll yell "timber".