this is the new, all-inclusive, ideal man list compiled by me, hannah rose, with the help of sam.

My Ideal Man...

• is super attractive
• is an intelligent conversationalist
• is smitten with me
• treats me like an adult
• respects me
• taller than me
• has nice but not overdeveloped muscles
• s a hopeless romantic
• enjoys french films
• loves to read
• has a british accent
• dresses well
• does not listen to mainstream music
• has no face tattoos
• loves to travel
• likes card games
• likes train travel
• plays the guitar well
• is good at pool
• looks good in a speedo
• has a beautiful singing voice
• loves thai food
• speaks at least six languages
• is able to use chopsticks
• never cheats on me
• is good in bed
• is a good cook
• likes to hike
• is socially liberal
• likes animals (especially horses)
• is a dog, not a cat, person
• has good hair
• does not have sweaty hands
• picks me up sometimes
• is a genuinely kind person
• gets along with my friends
• is funny
• has nice eyes
• believes in la grande geste
• likes going to plays
• likes cheese fondue
• is clean
• is content to just hang out and relax sometimes
• is smart in the same way as me
• has good teeth and dental hygiene
• knows how to sail
• is able to carve wood
• is artistic
• has good genes so he won't go bald
• is at least semi-vegetarian
• enjoys cross-country skiing
• doesn't like coffee
• enjoys kayaking
• is a good photographer
• likes good TV, not TV that will melt my brain
• is man enough to capture spiders and release them outside for me
• is a good driver
• is neither needy nor aloof